𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐄.ʸᵃⁿᵈᵉʳᵉ ᵏⁿʸ[rewrite]

4. Did this Maltese dude just try to french kiss me?

a/n: guys, i left my phone in Germany :) 
Also tw: this is an embarrassing ahh chapter

'I need a boyfriend...actually screw that, girlfriend...wait no i don't...I just need some fries...'

I was currently in a dwam, sprawled out on my bed. I was sweaty, smelly, and I think I had 12 pairs of socks missing. It had been three days since I did anything and my self-diagnosis of extreme tinnitus had gotten so much worse that I considered seeing a doctor. But I don't really like doctors, so I'm just gonna have to thug it out. 

Aunt Eliza suddenly waltzed into the room "Hey Y/n- WoAH what is that smell?"

"Present" I waved lazily.

"Oh hell nah" before I could fart, Aunt Eliza yanked me off my bed by my ankles and dragged me down the hall, giving me rug burn in multiple areas. "Hey hey HEY!" I protested, but was weak against her advances.

"Y/n, I never thought I'd have to bathe you again since you were a babe, now you're almost a grown ass woman- what the hell?" she scolded as she practically flung me into the tub fully-clothed.

"Now wait a-" I wasn't quick enough to prevent her from turning shower on. I was drenched. "YeeOWW! AUNTIE IT'S COLDD" 

"Too bad Y/n- you STINK! Now if you don't wanna get sick, you should get rid of those clothes"

I groaned and shivered, the clothes were making it worse, so I quickly undressed in the tub, whilst trying to stay out of the shower's aim. I yanked the shower curtains closed and threw the wet clothes over, hoping they'd hit aunt Eliza. 

After a few moments, I tried inching closer to the shower handle, still trying to avoid the water's aim as I changed it's temperature. "I swear, Auntie, it's like I'm living with the grim reaper instead of my aunt" I muttered, but there was no response. She must've left. When the water warmed up, I sighed and began to shower. 

When I finished my shower, I fled the bathroom. I had been granted no towel, nor had the chance to grab clothes while I was being dragged, so I was walking through my home butt-naked. 

I headed down the hall and froze when I heard voices. It was my aunt and some guy. Must be coming from the kitchen....shit ballsac. My room was at the end of the hallway and the kitchen was a clear opening along the way...

I probably should've just headed back to the bathroom and waited this out, but I was still stupid as hell right now, and instead inched my way to the kitchen to get a peak at who was here. Maybe they'd be facing away from the entrance and wouldn't see me, or I could signal to Aunt Eliza to distract them. 

I peaked my head into the kitchen to get a look. There were two guys. One more burly than the other, with white hair going out in all directions, the other seemed taller, with black hair in a mohawk hairstyle, they both had some pretty bad scars, and I could tell this because they weren't facing away from the kitchen's entrance, but my aunt was. Crappppp.