Deals Deals Deals...(Alaster x Lucifer)

Elephant In The Room?

One evening, the atmosphere in the Hazbin Hotel was buzzing with an unusual mix of curiosity and tension. Angel Dust and Husk, noticing the growing closeness between Alaster and Lucifer, decided it was time to address the elephant in the room. The duo approached Alaster with mischievous grins, ready to dive into the gossip.

"Hey, Al," Angel Dust said with a wink, lounging on a nearby sofa. "We've been seein' you and Lucifer gettin' chummy. Spill the beans, darling. What's goin' on between you two?"

Husk, sipping on his drink, chimed in, "Yeah, Al. Last time I checked, you weren't exactly the social butterfly, but now you're cozying up to the big guy himself. What gives?"

Alaster, the Radio Demon, smirked at their playful interrogation, his crimson eyes glinting with amusement. He took a moment to revel in the suspense before responding.

"My, my, such keen observation skills you both have," Alaster drawled, leaning against a wall. "But, my dear associates, some things are better left to the imagination. A little mystery adds flavor to life, wouldn't you agree?"

Angel Dust rolled his eyes, "Oh, come on, Al. We're practically a family here. Spill or deal with our overactive imaginations running wild."

Husk nodded in agreement, "Yeah, and trust me, our imaginations can be pretty wild."

Alaster chuckled, appreciating their persistence. "Very well, my inquisitive companions. Lucifer and I share a unique connection, one that transcends the boundaries of our respective realms. It's a dance of darkness and charm if you will."

Angel Dust smirked, "A dance, huh? Well, color me intrigued. But how's Charlie taking it? And what about Lucifer's whole ruler of Hell gig?"

Alaster's expression turned thoughtful, "Ah, my dear Angel, love is a complicated symphony. As for Charlie and Lucifer's responsibilities, let's just say we're navigating those treacherous waters as best we can. Love, after all, is not bound by the rules of Heaven or Hell."

Husk sighed, "Well, if anyone can make it work, it's you, Al. Just don't go tearing down the hotel in the process, alright?"

Alaster chuckled, "No promises, my friend. Love has a way of making even the most composed individuals lose their sense of decorum."

And with that, the trio shared a laugh, leaving the Hazbin Hotel with an air of mystery and the promise of a love story that defied the odds-

Niffty, the ever-energetic and bubbly maid of the Hazbin Hotel, skipped over to Alaster with a wide grin on her face. Her vibrant eyes sparkled with curiosity and a touch of mischief.

"Good morning, Al! How's your day going?" she chirped, giving him an enthusiastic hug that seemed to radiate energy.

Alaster, caught slightly off guard by the sudden burst of cheerfulness, smiled in response. "Good morning, Niffty. My day is as splendid as ever. And might I add, you're looking exceptionally lively today."

Niffty's grin widened, and she leaned in, her voice dropping to a playful whisper, "So, spill the beans! What was Lucifer doing in your room last night? I saw him sneaking in, you know."

Alaster's eyes flickered with amusement as he chuckled. "Ah, my dear Niffty, always keeping an eye on everyone's business, aren't you? Lucifer and I were merely engaging in some... business negotiations. Quite private, you see."

Niffty's eyes widened, and she gasped theatrically, "Business negotiations, huh? In your room? At night? Hmm, sounds suspicious."

Alaster raised an eyebrow, feigning innocence. "Why, Niffty, whatever do you mean? We were discussing matters of utmost importance. Strictly professional, of course."

Niffty giggled, clearly enjoying the banter. "Uh-huh, sure, Al. I'll just pretend I didn't hear any strange noises. But you two make a cute couple, you know! Just make sure to keep it tidy if you're doing more 'business' in the future, okay?"

Alaster smirked, "Your concern for cleanliness is duly noted, Niffty. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some... business matters to attend to." He winked, leaving Niffty with a mischievous smile and a whirlwind of colorful thoughts.

As Alaster walked away, he couldn't help but appreciate Niffty's ability to turn any situation into a lively spectacle. Little did he know that his interactions with Lucifer and the unfolding love story would become the latest gossip in the Hazbin Hotel.