Sister

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by dmance

by dmance

ams5432 asked what would I do if I had a sister.

Older:

Sister: Get out or go to one of your looser friends house! I'm trying to plan a party!

Me: Is your "boyfriend" coming?

Sister: And you wonder why you're so ugly.

Me: So you saying the new word for looking nice is ugly? Then I'm so ugly then.

Sister: *rage scream* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Younger:

Me: Say brother.

Sister: Mommy!

Me: No say brother.

Sister: Mommy!

Me: *in head* F*** you.

Sister: F*** you!

Me: Oh no...

*mom walks in*

Mom: Hi sweetie!

Sister: fuck you!

Mom: who taught you how to say that?!?!

Sister: Brother!

Me: *in head*: That witch...