Chapter 9: aussie aussie aussie!!! Oi oi oi

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han han~ :
aussies i've a question

felix :
what?

bang chan :
what

han han~ :
if you call a barbecue a barbie then do you call barbie dolls as barbecues?

bang chan :
i worry abt you more and more everyday

felix :
yk that's actually a good question but no barbie dolls are called barbie dolls

han han~ :
okay thanks

felix :
i think they should be called barbecue tho

Me :
felix WTF!?💀

hYuNJin! :
aye yo you don't talk to my child like that

Seungmin in the building! :
hyunjin a father!?
since when!?
and that of felix💀

I.N.😏 :
ikr that sounds so wrong

hYuNJin! :
but then barbie dolls would be grilled dolls💀

Me :
why did you have to come up with that💀

I.N😏 :
i'd like to grill a doll😶

Seungmin in the building! :
what-

felix :
wait i'll steal my sisters' dolls and bring them

bang chan :
oh my why'd you ever do that?!

~lino :
bro why did you bring up siblings I don't have any🥲

hYuNJin! :
yo me neither

han han~ :
me too

~lino :
i'll adopt you two

Seungmin in the building! :
imagine if that were to come true💀

Me :
minho yk that'd make you their father and not brother😶

~lino :
i'm aware but chan is the only father of this group

bang chan :
am not!

felix :
you're you can't argue with your children

hYuNJin! :
oh my minho could be our mum!

~lino :
ew wtf💀
i'll be the cool rich aunty

hYuNJin! :
no that's me!

~lino :
NO THATS ME!!!!

hYuNJin! :
say whatever you want mum we all know the truth

felix :
im lowkey scared if lino hyung is our mum

Me :
Yeah me too

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