We are Scary Kids: a gc || Stray kids

Chapter 15: pArk jiNYouNg

~lino :
if there's a hell in hello
there's an end in friend
there's a lie in believe
there's a over in lover
and there's a good in goodbye
but then there's a fun in funeral as well

bang chan :
how did you come up with that

Me :
more importantly why did you

I.N.😏 :
no where did you come up with that

Seungmin in the building! :
but like funerals are fun yk🙂

hYuNJin! :
what is this conversation💀

felix✨ :
wait what is that supposed to mean my lover will be over?

bang chan :
is that even grammatically correct

han han~ :
hello peASaNtS!!

Me :
shut up!

I.N.😏 :
guys why does 'pee' and 'pea' sound the same

hYuNJin! :
what💀💀💀

felix✨ :
hyunjin is smth wrong?

Me :
yeah is smth wrong?

bang chan :
no guys don't you understand he has matured while you all are all still insane

han han~ :
i'm just going to pretend you didn't even said that

Seungmin in the building! :
bro doesn't anyone know park jinyoung

I.N.😏 :
you mean jyp?

Me :
oh yeah jyp the baka

bang chan :
no jyp the sussy baka

han han~ :
no jypapi

hYuNJin! :
i've better jaywhypee

felix✨ :
who's this jyp dude?

Me :
don't yk he's like the biggest kpop agency's owner and an idol

felix✨ :
wait what's a kpop?

Seungmin in the building! :
oh my
dude is devoid of information abt his own culture

bang chan :
can you blame him tho he lives in australia

I.N.😏 :
what is 'A' kpop!?

hYuNJin! :
it's just kpop yk like just korean pop songs tho kpop now is every genre but yk like exo and twice and stuff they're kpop groups

han han~ :
guys I think cats are convinced that the internet was created solely for sharing their photos, and they're planning a worldwide meeting to discuss how to monetize it.

~lino :
........wtf-

bang chan :
how? like how?

Me :
jisung you aren't a cat if you were thinking

I.N.😏 :
how do you even acquire top secret highly classified cat organisation mission

hYuNJin! :
wdym by that?

felix✨ :
HES A SPY CAT AGENT!!!!😱😱😱

Seungmin in the building! :
felix that's not a real thing

I.N.😏 :
yeah I just said that

han han~ :
wait doesn't felix means cat?

Me :
no that's felis, felix can be a cat name tho

~lino :
wait lemme just change the name of my cat to felix

felix✨ :
better i could be your cat😏😏

hYuNJin! :
somehow I feel jealous

bang chan :
and I think he's going back to his old self

Seungmin in the building! :
wait no I worked so hard to knock the sense into his brain T_T

han han~ :
so it was you!!!!

I.N.😏 :
well it's a good thing anyways
we can't let hyunjin hyung become a dumbass again

hYuNJin! :
IM NOT A DUMBASS!😤

~lino :
no you're

Me :
yeah

felix✨ :
only I can call him a dumbass

han han~ :
no that's me

bang chan :
yeah I'm going you can continue the fight in your personal chat to save us from this torture

Me :
Yeah

Seungmin in the building! :
hyunjin come on personal chat

I.N.😏 :
bye hyungs!

~lino :
Byeee imma go play with my cats

hYuNJin! :
wait how many cats do you've?

~lino :
three!😎😎😎

hYuNJin! :
AWWW CUTEEEE!!!!
Seen by all

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word count : 530 words
upload date : May 23rd, 2024
idea/written by : yours truly 😌

Yo ppl, updated two books in one day, I feel proud😌 tho I feel like this chapter is pretty mid

But anyways I hope you enjoyed

Love you all <333