(Inside the bar, the oc's, Calvin and Boston came in disguised as sailors while Thunder disguised himself as a waiter)
Dr. Boston Pawtsam: I feel utterly ridiculous.
Calvin Stork: Don't be absurd. You look perfect.
Dr. Boston Pawtsam: (Incredulous) Perfect? Perfectly foolish!
Thunder: Any sign of these goons?
Evelyn: No, I don't think so...
Calvin Stork: Stay close, and do as I do...
(The bar patrons are eyeing them suspiciously. A knife suddenly lands at the floor in Thunder's path, and he stumbles back, knocking a woman's chair forward)
Thunder: Ah! Oh, I do beg your pardon, Madam.
Dawson: Quite unintentional, I assure you.
(Obviously in on the prank, she blows her cigarette smoke in his face, making him choke. Everyone laughs at his coughing as the woman returns to her poker game)
Thunder: (Angrily) How impertinent!
Calvin Stork: (Whispering) Remember Mcrush, we're low-life ruffians.
Thunder: Well, I was until that...
(Dawn came onstage and started singing)
Dawn Wisterna: 🎵Dearest friends, dear gentlemen
Listen to my song
Life down here's been hard for you
Life has made you strong
(Spots the pilot fish trio and points them with her tail to the gang who see them)
Pilot fish #2: Yeah, it's time to go, isn't it?
Pilot fish #1: Don't worry. We've got loads of time.
Calvin Stork: If it isn't our pilot fish friends. Ooh hoo, what luck!
Dawn Wisterna; Let me lift the mood
With my attitude
Random brute: (To Thunder) Hey, where's my drink?!
Thunder: (Smiles nervously)
Dawn Wisterna: 🎵Hey fellas
The time is right
Get ready
Tonight's the night
Boys, what you're hopin' for will come true
Let me be good to you
Generous: (Sees one of the pilot fish fixing his hat and spots the diamond) The diamond is in the hat of the middle one...
Dawn Wisterna: 🎵You tough guys
You're feelin' all alone
You rough guys
The best o' you sailors and bums
All o' my chums
So dream on
And drink your beer
Get cosy
Your baby's here
You won't be misunderstood
Let me be good to you
Hey fellas
I'll take off all my blues
Hey fellas
There's nothin' I won't do
Just for you
(Bong and Delilah sneak behind the pilot fishes. Bong slowly lifts the hat as the pilot fish had his attention to Dawn, and manages to grab the diamond)
So dream on
And drink your beer
Get cosy
Your baby's here
Hey boys, I'm talkin' to you
Your baby'y gonna come through
Let me be good to you~!🎵
(The crowd applauds as Bong and Delilah go to the group with the diamond and they flee)
Pilot fish #3: (Sees them) Oh, no. Boys, look.
(The other two pilot fish see them and the one who had the diamond checked his hat, only to see that the diamond wasn't there)
Pilot fish #1: Oy, there he goes. Catch him.
(They start chasing the group. One of the pilot fish spills beer on the floor causing Thunder to loose control of his direction and crash to a wall with Bong and Delilah landing on the floor with everyone else)
Pilot fish #1: I'll take that. Come on, let's go.
(The pilot fish trio leaves with Bong and the diamond)
Dawn Wisterna: Guys, the fish took Bong.
Generous: Not for long!
(She starts chasing the pilot outside. The pilot fish gets the diamond and throws Bong across Generous' face. When Generous looks again, the trio was leaving on their car)
Generous: Darn it! I lost them....
(The rest of the group appears)
Calvin Stork: Well, now I've seen everything. Oh, there's something familiar about those sneaky pilot fish.
Bong: (Spots a shovel that fell from the car) Like this?
Calvin Stork: (Sees the words "Cemetery property" written on the shovel) "Cemetery property." Ah! That's it. Those three fishes are the local gravediggers.
Thunder: Gulp...
Generous: I think I'll go with double gulp....
Terence: Meow...
To be continued
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The greatest oc's: Case of the missing jewels
FanfictionDetective Calvin Stork and his assistant investigate the sudden jewel heists after the oc's hire them.
