Another World (Levi X Reader) DISCONTINUED

Chapter 5

"Shall I wake Hanji up, (f/n)?" Erwin asked politely from the back seat, containing Erwin and a now passed out Hanji.

"Nah. We'll wake her up when we get to my house. I probably shouldn't give coffee to Hanji anymore..." 
"No sh!t, Corporal Evident!"
After hearing "corporal evident" you had to laugh.
"What...the hxll is...CORPORAL EVIDENT? IN OUR WORLD...ITS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!" You breathed and laughed.
You saw something then that fangirls would only dream of--Levi's usually pale cheeks turned a bright red.

Now, you just had to resist the urge to pull out a camera.
But you pulled a camera out anyways.
Levi yelled, "WHAT THE-" As the camera flash stunned him.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"  You evily laugh. You hear another evil laugh from the backseat as well.
"Ah, Hanji, you're awake!" You say, knowing it was Hanji.

"Yup! Can you take me to Starbucks again one day?!" There was a moment of silence.

"Sure. But only if you get decaffinated frappuccinos. Which means no caffeine."
Hanji pouted for a moment, but then reluctantly agreed.

"We're home, people!" You screamed as your car pulled into the driveway.
Levi flinched at the volume of your scream. "SHUT UP." He glared at you.
You rolled your eyes before opening the door and strolling in. Your eyes became wide as you saw your fridge door was open with no meat, there was no bread in the bread box, and all the potatoes were gone! 

"WE'VE BEEN ROBBED OF MAH FOOD!" You cried out, just as you hear a muffled eating sound from your bedroom. You cautiously walked into your bedroom, with Levi close behind. You turn on the lights to see a girl with a brown ponytail in a Survey Corps uniform on your bed eating a potato.

There was a moment of silence before Levi ran over to the girl shouting, "CADET BLOUSE!" And then you realized it was Sasha. Levi tried to punch her, while Hanji walked in saying, "Hey Sasha! I see you found the food..." 

Erwin walked in as well. "Hello Cadet Blouse. How did you get here?"

Sasha tried to block Levi's punches. You grabbed Levi's arm. "Don't." You sternly said. He "tch"ed before backing off.

"Well. I was trying to find some cleaning supplies in Levi's office after Mike ordered me to clean up the Mess Hall after I started a food fight. Then I looked in the mirror and thought about how the mirror looked so shiny, so I thought, for a prank, why not smudge it up a bit. I put my face on it to smudge it and I fell through it into this place. Then I got hungry and ate the food."

 She put on a poker face while Levi looked like he was going to pop a vein.
You were going to as well, considering she ate your food, but she was your favorite girl character so whatever.

You hugged her. "I love food as well! I would normally strangle you since you ate mah food but since you are my favorite girl character I won't!" 

Then you heard a thump and a, "FREEZE! THIS IS AN INTERROGATION!"