Nickname: Krabby Patty
Where from: School
Real initial: A
Krabby Patty was my best friend , but she ganged up with my other ex- bff and started doing mean things to me. She is a hypocrite who says her life is miserable but all i see is that she has a great family and she aparently does not care about that. DON'T trust her with secrets, she will always tell everyone, and she will say that you're toxic just by asking her to keep that secret.
She would be the nicest person ever at the first months of friendship, but later on you'll notice something off. Dirty looks, ignoring, doing things in group without you. But once you are with other people, she will plan out a way to make your new friends come with her and her ally.
She will act lke the victim when she got told off on.She will do million of things behind your back, even maybe talk bad about you when you can clearly hear her, and she would act like you're victimizing her when you ask her if she has any grudge on you.
She will act extremely "cute" around EVERYONE. She thinks everyone likes her, but to be honest, who would??? DO NOT tell her who your crush is. She will start rumors of your crush and her liking eachother, while OBVIOUSLY trying to make them like her infront of you.
She will call anyone a traitor if you don't sit with her ONE day at lunch. She will cry about a single comment the teacher makes, trying to make everyone feel bad for her and hate the person who made her "cry".
She thinks everone loves her, thinking that she is a cat, {FURRY?!!?!}, making her lowkey cringe... She is basically one of those girls who say "im not like other girls... i know how to kill you, and im super super scary ^^ no one understands me because i listen to Rock and songs with mean words ^^" LIKE OMG SHUT UPP YOU'RE KINDA ACTING LIKE A PICK ME SINCE YOU SAY YOU WANT TO EAT WITH THE "groupie" JUST GO WITH THE GrOuPiE OF BOYS, IM SUREEEE THEY ARE GOING TO LOVE YOU. PLAY BASKETBALL AND HIT YORSELF IN THE HEAD WITH THE BALL AND GET A TUMOUR OR SOMETHING ALREADY. I KNOW I HATE PEOPLE BUT TO BE HONEST I DON'T WANT ANYBODY SUFFERING AS MUCH AS I DID AND DO WITH YOU AS A REASON. I MEAN, FAKING YOUR PARENT'S SIGNATURE? THATS TOO FAR, BUT OF COURSE THEY CAUGHT YOU BECAUSE YOUR WRITING IS BAD AS HELL THAT YOUR HAND SHAKES LIKE YOUR RACIST GRANDMA TRYING TO STICK HER FINGER UP YOUR HEAD TO SEE IF SHE CAN FIND A BRAIN IN THAT SKULL OF YOURS. YOURE ALSO BALD BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF ATOMS SO YOUR HAIR DOESNT TOUCH YOUR SKIN MAKING YOU NOT HAVE HAIR. YOUR FEET STINK BECAUSE EVERYTIME YOUR ACCOMPLICE TRIED TO TAKE YOUR SHOE OFF AS A JOKE, YOU GOT ANGRY SO APARENTLY YOU DONT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW YOU SMELL, LIKE ONE DAY SHE TOOK YOUR SHOE OFF AND THOUGHT SHE TOOK MINE TOO YOU SAID IT SMELLED LIKE FEET WELL GUESS WHAT, THE ONES WHO SMELL ARE 99.99% THE ONE THEY BLAME MOST OF THE TIME. YOU STICK YOUR TOUNGE OUT TO THE SIDE LIKE A "CUTE" GIRL BUT I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU BITE YOUR TOUNGE OFF AND BLEED TO DEATH IM GOING TO LAUGH IN YOUR FACE WHILE HOLDING YOUR TOUNGE IN MY HAND WHILE SAYING "what? cat got your tounge?" WHILE LISTENING TO KATY PERRY IN THE BACKGROUND WITH TINY VIOLINS. YOUR UNIBROW GROWS FASTER THAN I CAN WATCH A SAM & CAT EPISODE HALFWAY THROUGH. YOU SAY YOU HAVE AN OBSSESION WITH SEAWEED LIKE ALL THE TIME, JUST GO TO THE SEA AND BECOME A MERMAID AND BEFRIEND URSULA, LETS SEE IF EVEN SHE CAN HANDLE YOU. YOU SAY GIRLY POP IN THE WRONG MOMENTS BECAUSE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, LIKE FOR EXAMPLE "my dog crashed a motorcycle in the Alps , isnt that so girlypop??" GIRL WDYM. YOU SAY YOU WANNA BE A STAR AS AN ARTIST BUT FROM WHAT IVE SEEN, YOU CANT DRAW A SIMPLE STICKMAN, ASKING ME TO DRAW A CAT FOR YOU AND WANTING TO TAKE CREDIT FOR IT?? YOU SAY YOU TAKE ART CLASS, BUT WHY IF YOURE SO AWESOME YOU DEFENETLY DONT NEED HELP FROM THE GIRL YOU HAVE BEEN BULLYING TO MAKE A SIMPLE CAT DRAWING. YOU SING THE SAME COCUNUT SONG FOR EVER JUST SHUT THE HELL UP. YOU GOT ME TIRED OF THE CORN SONG AS WELL ITS JUST NOT TRENDY ANYMORE. DONT THINK THAT YOUR SQUEEKY ALVIN THE CHIPMUNK MIKY MOUSE VOICE WILL CHANGE THE SONG'S STATUS. YOUR ENGLISH IS BAD, NOT TO START WITH YOUR GRAMMAR . GIRL I WILL RIP OFF ALL THE PAGES OF YOUR DAMN SCHOOL BOOKS FOR YOU TO GET DUMBER. OH WAIT. YOU CANT GET DUMBER BECAUSE YOU REACHED A LIMIT. ALL YOUR BRAINCELLS CAN FOCUS ON ONE THING, IF YOU EVEN HAVE BRAINCELLS:
''im a gemini! tiktok videos say im the most dangerous zodiac sign. Im not like other girls, because im dangerous, RAWR-''
GIRL WTH WHY DO YOU EVEN WATCH TIKTOK ZODIAC SIGN VIDEOS..
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this is why I go to therapy..
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Burned from the 24th
RandomHere, we let out all our thoughts about people we honestly don't like.. its like a burn book! just request someone in the comments give the details, and ill add them to this book.
