Nickname: CrapCake
Where from: School
Real Initial: K
So, about Krabby Patty's sidekick, its CrapCake. She gives the DIRTIEST looks in the whole world, you could smell her face from a hundred miles away. She will side eye your family after treating her like a queen in YOUR house. She will comfort you if you cry but laugh about it later with the people she "doesn't like" even though she talks with them 24\7. She says she has anxiety and hates loud noises even though she gave ME anxiety and is the loudest one in the classroom with Krabby Patty. She does some nonsense stuff like poking you repeatedly, sings in a low voice\accent SO MUCH that it becomes exhausting. But appart from every bad stuff, she also was a good friend at the start. Nice, and thoughtful, but now she is just mean and doesn't care about others. Maybe Krabby Patty passes on to CrapCake.
"No. I need to take care of my diet." Girl what diet?? I see you eating cake, brownies, cookies, etc in lunch, i mean, WHAT DIET? DID IT GROW LEGS AND WALK AWAY OR SOMETHING? DID IT EVAPORATE?
You take sides which is typical of you. No one will want you as a friend whenever you go to a different school. Youre gonna be that one girl who asks about homework in the end of the day. You run so fricking slow like a tortoise and your grandma combined, you think everyone likes your body and makes fanfictions about you but no one remembers you, even i dont, i just realized to continue this page when i opened wattpad i mean even thinking about you is a waste of time.
You love those songs that are overplayed, like Flowers, here we go again, etc. Every single cringy person ive met has an obsession with stitch for some reason, and that includes YOU , CRAPCAKE. You want to be the first in everything. You think youre special and the chosen one, like Matilda, LIKE GIRL, NO. MATILDA IS AN OG YOURE JUST A STUCK UP STUPID AeStHeTiC 'MATURE WOMAN' WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING WHO BECAME A 'SCARY PSYCHO' AFTER BEING SCARED OF VIOLENCE? YOU ONCE SAW MY NOSE BLEED AND ALMOST FAINTED, AND YOURE A PRO JUST BECAUSE YOU WATCH AVENGERS?? YOURE LIKE SO NEGATIVE AND YOU GIVE UP VERY EASILY, I MEAN, HAVE SOME POSITIVITY YOU SLOWPOKE LOOKING POKEMON, IN P.E. EVENTS LIKE COMPETITIONS, YOU HAVE TO BE IN MY TEAM SOMEHOW, AND GIVE UP JUST BECAUSE THE OTHER TEAM'S PARTICIPANT STARTED RUNNING? ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE OR SOMETHING?? YOU ARE OBSSESED WITH ELEVEN , AND YOU WANT TO BECOME LIKE HER. CUT YOUR STUPID MARINETTE LOOKING PIGTAIL HAIR SHORTER UNTIL WE CAN SEE THE LIGHT REFLECT ON YOUR SCALP SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR WHOLE SOUL ON YOUR BALDY LOOKING HEAD OF YOURS AND YOULL BECOME BALD ELEVEN NOW. (no offense to stranger things fans, except crapcake ofc) YOU SAY MY HOUSE IS CREEPY BUT DO YOU KNOW WHATS CREEPY? THAT WHITE BLOB IN YOUR TEETH THAT YOU HAD FOR WEEKS ONE. DO YOU EVEN BRUSH YOUR TEETH? I THINK NOT BECAUSE I CAN SMELL YOU FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLASSROOM. YOU WANT TO DRAW SINCE WHEN EVER I STARTED GETING BORED IN CLASS AND DRAW MY OCS AND CHARACTERS SO WELL THAT EVERYONE PRAISES ME. SO YOU WANT TO IMPRESS EVERYONE BUT YOU CANT DRAW A SINGLE STAR, TRY COPYING SOMEONE ELSE'S HOBBY OUT OF THE BLUE. I BET YOU CANT DRAW BECAUSE THAT HUGE NOSE OF YOURS GETS IN THE WAY OF YOUR EYES THAT IT CAN BEND AND STICK ITSELF UP YOUR ASSHOLE. WAIT. YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. YOU SAY YOU FINISH READING A BOOK BUT I HAVENT SEEN YOU READING IN AGES, SINCE THE TEACHER ASKED YOU TO READ A TEXTBOOK'S PARAGRAPGH. LIKE I SAID BEFORE, YOU TAKE SIDES. YOU HAVE FAVORITISM. WHEN I HAVE A QUESTION , THE TEACHER TELLS ME TO ASK YOU BUT YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE IM SOME WALKING TRASHCAN. IM NOT YOUR MIRROR. BUT WHEN KRABBY PATTY WALKS UP TO YOU, YOU INSTANTLY HELP HER CHEAT WITH ANSWERS OF FUTURE EXAMS SINCE YOUR MOM IS THE OTHER CLASSROOM'S TEACHER. ARE YOU CRAZY COOCOO OR DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD AS A CHILD? OH SORRY, I FORGOT, YOU WERE BORN LIKE THAT ALREADY.
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this is going to get worse btw.
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Burned from the 24th
RandomHere, we let out all our thoughts about people we honestly don't like.. its like a burn book! just request someone in the comments give the details, and ill add them to this book.
