I Tripped And Gained Magic Skills In A New World

Chapter 1 Trip , Farts , Magic?

It , was just another ordinary day Until .... I , tripped over a box at work on loading day. " I'm , okay Ayla I didn't hit my head!" I said but then I , drew in a deep breath as I looked around..

" No way! This , is some kind of ancient city!" I , stood and walked slowly as I looked around. These , people have pointed ears like an elf , and some have animal features.
I thought " No way! Is , this an anime or manga world?"

I , looked ahead not paying any attention to what is going on behind me. Suddenly , something stung bad I winced " Oww shit!" A small squeeky fart escaped me . But ,then I turned around and there was a burned pathway and , wood fragments raining from around.

" What happened with that? Hmph!" I scratched my head. "Dang , I hope none of them paid attention to that little fart.... I've , been holding it since lunch!"

I , look around and most of these people are , checking on the ones behind me but... a group of guys are looking at me. Maybe , I should ask someone else.

I looked at my clothes " These , are what I wore to work!" I , go over to these guys " Hello... Whatever, it is we aren't interested! ...Now , hold on Ned she could help the team!

" I , just want to know where I am?"
Just , don't use that reverse magic with us! " Huh? Are you dudes high ?" Yeah , I was sure ya were a goner but you're totally fine! Then , the big guy grins ... I vote yes ! We aren't voting on her Khal! Why Zimu?

Yeah why ? ... Because ,anyone who can fart , clearing houses and the street is dangerous! I , blushed bright red " Excuse me man! I , had been holding that since lunch and I got hit by something , it just kinda happened!"

Dangerous for who Zimu? Are , you thinking about Lady Nela?... What , are you getting at yer little shit? Your , afraid you might like a girl with her ahem skill , at reverse deflecting!

I thought " Is , this little dude romanticizing farts?".. Why , are you still there woman? " What , the heck are you talking about reverse magic? How , the fuck can a fart be magical?And , what's sexy about that ? What , are you afraid someone can fart pheromones or something?"

His , friends and , the old man at the door bust a gut laughing. The old woman says.. It , might help him get some if it has pheromones! She giggled... But , your power reversed , the power that was sent and the fart just happened that time!

Well , Seta it can happen again but... good blast young lady! The old guy laughed again. " Where , am I anyway?" You don't know? "No I don't?" The Khal grinned ... This land is called Valestrom and this village is Gale! We are part of the adventurers with a aptitude for magic! Ned , with the brown hair and cat eyes said... Also , the ears and tail.

" So , you all go on quests to earn money?" Yes , but luckily for you we got paid! Let's go eat! Khal ,said winking at me. " Thanks!" We , went into a tavern like place. There are men and women all eating , drinking and , looking at posters on the wall.

Then , a waitress with purple hair and big boobs came over. Boobs , bouncing trying to hurry over. Khal , and Ned are both ogling ... " You , look like you're having a busy night!" I , say with a smile.

She giggled... Oh , yes the guild just had a successful team , so they are having plenty! Who are you? " I'm Jessica! Hopefully, these hunks won't mind me , tagging along with them!"

She rolled her eyes... These , guys only want strong fighters! " How , do you know I can't fight? I , took boxing , and MMA lessons also had my share of fisters with my brothers being little turds!"

You , fight with your brothers? I , looked at this chick " When , we were kids but we learned to get along! Besides , brothers get aggravated with their sisters but.... nobody , can fight them but you and get away with it!"

Ahh , that is the truth! Nobody can touch Kira! Hey , you are nice can I court you? " Umm , well I don't know ? Do ,you have phones here?"
Hey Red ! You , can't take her from our team! Zimu snapped. " Eh , how did this become a argument?"