JD: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!! WE'RE WOLVES WE OWN THE NIGHT!!
B: Bro, can you shut up....
JD: BUT WE'RE WOLVES!
C: No we're not 💀
JD: Yall are fake ngl...
BH: FOCUS YOU IDIOTS! WE CANT LET THAT FEMBOY PASS >:)))))))))
They All Start Jumping Up And Down On All Fours, Baring With Swords Held In Their Hair
BM: WHY ARE YOU GUYS FURRIES—?!
B: WE'RE IN THIS PACK FOR LIFE!!
AROOOOOOOOOOO!!!
🗣️‼️‼️‼️
F: Someone just help me please! I wanna go home :((((((
Rhonda Suddenly Growls Randomly And Scares The Wannabe Furry Brothers Away
B: EEKKKKK!
BH: IM ALLERGIC TO FURRYPHOBIC PEOPLE!
C: RUN AWAY!!!
JD: THIS IS NOT THE DREAM LIFE!
They All Ran Away In Fear As They Shouted One Last AROOOOO
F: Oh well that's nice now can you come up here and save me?! :D
BM: Nah, I have a better idea! LET DOWN YOUR MFING HAIR!!
F: But its too damn slippery you femboy F***!
BM: I can at least try! Just let it down!
F: No!
BM: Why? Are you scared? Is your hair disgusting?
F: BIT-
BM: Im kidding! Kinda..but still! Let it down! Pleaseeee!
F: Alright, but I gotta warn you its PRETTY long! (pause)
BM: Eh. I've seen longer! (pause again)
F: Alright.....
Floyd Lets Down His Hair And Boom Gets CRUSHED By How Long It Is
BM: OW! HOLY F*** YOU WERENT KIDDING!
F: Yeah, I wasnt...
BM: Anywho anyshoe, time to climb!!
Boom Starts Climbing And Has Been Climbing For 2 Hours
BM: (panting) Just how long is it?! (pause again)
F: Hey, I warned you...
BM: No matter! Nothing is too long for me!!
F: Ayo?
Boom Finally Finished Climbing And Makes It Inside
BM: Finally, At last I can finally be with you! Im going to spend every second basking in your amazing, gracious, fantastimazing, bodacious, femboy, emoboy, #sexy #trending #emorainbow—
F: JUST KISS ME!!!
They Kiss For 5 Hours, And 5 Hours Turns Into 5 Days
F: Ohhhhhh, s***. That felt niceeeeee...
BM: Tell me about it..
F: Welp, anyways, wanna go have make out again!
BM: DO I EVER!
As For The Wannabe Furries They Ran Into A Bergen And Got Swallowed To Death, The End :3
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Floydpunzel
FantasyFloyd, a miserable ✨EMO✨ boy who has ridiculously long hair is sentenced to live in a tower for the rest of his life, as told by the judges of "no femboy " allowed community (the rest of his brothers) and would you look at that, Boom just so happen...
