Dares! Dares! And More Dares!

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Rue : Hi guys and gals!

Ky : Hey guys!

Rue : We haven't been on this account in a long time have we? *laughs nervously*

Ky : *smiles* We haven't! I wonder whose fault it is? *glances at rue*

Rue : *sweat drops* I wouldn't know? I wonder whose fault it was.... *laughs*

Ky : *slaps back of Rues head*

Rue : *grabs head* Ow

Ky : *laughs* Any way we deeply apologize for our lack of updates.

Rue and Ky: *bow* Gomenasi

Rue : Do we have any BTS fans here ? *starts fan-girling* Have your heard their new song "I need you" I wanted to cry after hearing it! *curls into a ball* The feels!

Ky : *kicks Rue* Grow up will you? You're going to be a sopohmore in high school! Jeez...

Rue : *mutters* Save me jungkook *shakes head* Anyways, back to the subject! Thank you for our readers who stayed! And to our new readers welcome, and thank you for taking time out of your life to read our story!

Ky and Rue : Thank you!

Ky : So since we've been gone for so long ~ we are going to cram all the dares and truths into one chapter!

Rue : I don't even think we have any truths *laughs* we just have dares!

Ky : So a big round of applause to the Soul Eater Gang !

*Soul Eater Gang walks onto stage*

Rue : Nice to see you guys again! How have you been?

Maka : *glares at Ky and Rue* MAKA CHOP! Where have you two been! We all thought this crap was over until you blindfolded us and threw us into your disgusting van... again!

Rue : *holds head and glares at Maka rolls up sleeves* You are going to regret that ...

Ky : *holds Rue back* Ok, ok so shall we continue or?

Rue and Maka : Hmph

Ky : Ok then, so Soul, how have you been lately?

Soul : A cool guy like me is always good.

Rue : Let's cut the introductions since we know each other. So let's get started for real this time! So the first dare is for... BlackStar and..... me? *reads comment* Dear Lord *sigh* So this is a dare, from .....

Ky : Drum roll please!

*drum roll*

Ky : From NekoGurlFurever, neko-Chan since you asked to be there and record please come out!

NekoGurlFurever : Hi everyone *blushes*

Rue : * glares* Hi

Ky : *whispers to Ruth* Be nice to our guest! Hello neko-Chan! We are so happy for you to be here today! *glares at Ruth*

NekoGurlFurever : *whispers* W-What's wrong with Rue?

Ky : She's angry because of the dare... *sigh*

NekoGurlFurever : *laughs*

Rue : *coughs* Anyway the dare is for me and Blackstar. So Ky if you would please read the dare... *mutters* while I say my prayers... I really need to prepare for this.

Ky : Prepare?

Rue : I need to mentally prepare.

Ky : Alrighty then? *sigh* so the dare is...

Dare for Rue and BlackStar:
I dare Rue and Blackstar to have a drinking contest while I record the whole thing

Ky: *mutters* This is going to get interesting
very fast. *in a booming voice* BlackStar please come out here!

BlackStar : YOUR GOD IS HERE PEASANTS! BOW DOWN AND TREMBLE IN MY PRESCENCE!

Rue : The world must hate me. *claps hands couch, camera, and Monster Energy Drinks magically appear* So, since we are too young to drink, we will have Monster Energy Drinks to replace the alcohol, it won't make us drunk but it will make us hyper!

BlackStar : BORING!

Tsubaki : Be nice.

Maka : I'm going to get a migraine.

Patty : Hehehe.

Liz : Oh Lord.

Death the Kid : *looks unimpressed*
Might as well stay behind and watch.

Crona : .....I'm can't deal with extra hyper people

Rue : *laughs evilly* It's not like you have a choice Kid-Kun.

NekoGurlFurever : Let's get started!

Ky : Alrighty then.

Rue : *opens can* If you guys didn't know, I'm a professional chugger, therefore, I'm going to win.

BlackStar : SILENCE PEASANT I WILL CLEARLY WIN! *opens can*

Ky and NekoGurlFurever: Ready.... Set.... Go!

Rue : *chugs whole can , smashes can against head* OW *opens another can*

BlackStar : *finishes first can, smashes can against head* NO ONE SURPASSES BLACKSTAR!

NekoGurlFurever : *starts recording* This is going to be good! *laughs*

*many drinks later*

Ky : *laughs* So the winner by 12 cans is.....
BlackStar!

Rue: *drunkenly groans and slurs* Buttt thissss isn't fairrrrr, I-I drank a lottt of drinks.... *passes out*

Everyone: *laughs so hard that the walls shake*

Ky: *while laughing* Rue... Are.... You..... Okay.....

Rue: *drunkenly nods head* I'm fine mommy

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

Soul: That is so not cool.

Ky: Well, since Rue is, uhm, not stable, we can't cram all the dares into this chapter. Uhm until next time! Thank you guys for being awesome readers! Please vote and comment your requests!

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