SteamPunk Love (Clockwork x John the Hacker)

First Date... Sort of

It had been a couple weeks since John and Clockwork had confessed. Word had spread that they were now a thing, which was true. However, during that time, Rogue left Toby for Hoodie (but they parted peacefully as friends, unlike Sarah and Herobrine) and Herobrine had left Sarah for Candy Cane. But, Toby and Sarah found that they were perfect for each other (Sorry not sorry, they're mine and my sister's OTP XD Ya know, besides me and Clocky. Mwah >;3). 

John had worked his way over to Clocky's room. He took a deep breath, before knocking on her door. Clockwork opened her door, a smile on her face (you know, besides the one she stitched on that face of hers c;).

"Hey John, ready to go?" She asked. She looked so damn adorable. She was wearing a green dress, black tights, and black boots. Her long, soft, brown hair hung in a loose bun. Her green eye sparkled brightly. Her clock eye was beautiful, as always (yep, I'm "totally" a fucking creep. Deal with it).

I nodded, blushing and feeling a bit embarressed for under-dressing. I was wearing a long-sleeved button-up gray shirt with black jeans and my, almost, but not quite, reddish brown boots. "Y-You look... y-you look..... Um... I feel so damn under-dressed..." Clockwork laughed, "No, no, I think you look nice, Johnny. C'mon, let's go on that date!! We're wasting time!!"

I nodded, and followed her down the stairs. Right as we got into the main hall, Sarah and Toby came rolling in (quite literally). It was obvious they were play fighting.

"Where did you put my pickaxes, Toby?!?!" She growled.

"I dunno, where are my hatchets of fucking awesomeness?? Hmm? Hmm??? HMMMMMM!?!?!?!?!" Toby shot back.

They slammed into the wall. Toby ended up straddling Sarah's lap. Sarah rolled her eyes at Toby, who's mouth-guard reflected his rape face.

"Get off me already?" She asked, sounding a bit more like question. Almost like she didn't want him to (Oh nonononon, get the minds out the gutter....).

"Oh nononononon, I don't think I will... you're so soft and warm!!" He said while he rubbed his nose against hers, also sounding child-like.

Sarah paled, "Oh fuck... Toby...." 

"Sorry..." Toby said, getting off Sarah. He was blushing. "I'll be right back..."

Clockwork and I exchanged looks, "I'm guessing he turned to stone?"

Sarah got up and leaned against the wall, "Yeah... He needs to stop reading lemons. It's getting to his brain.... His once pure and innocent brian.... Anyways, have fun on your date~! But not too much fun, ya hear~?"

Clockwork and I blushed, before hurrying off to our date.

~~~TIMESKIP OF AMAZINGNESS TO THE THIRD POWER!!!!~~~

Clockwork and I had ended up going to a nice restruant, then the roller skating rink, and then, finally, the park. It was a lot of fun, and I wanted the date to never end. But, alas, the sun had begun to set, ending the date perfectly. 

Clockwork looked up at me. She was smiling. Damn she was hawt---I mean, strikingly beautiful of course!! 

"I had fun, John." She said.

"Me too, Nat." I replied.

She smiled at me, before leaning up to kiss me. I kissed her back immediately. It was a sweet kiss. We both smiled into the kiss.

I heard footsteps quickly approach us.

I looked up just in time to get punched in the face.

"JOHN!!!!" Clockwork cried out. "YOU!!!"

I opened my eyes to see the asshole behind the reason Clocky had stitched a smile into her beautiful face. It was Chris.

I got up, wiping the blood from my nose. "Well, well look who it is. If it isn't Chris! Long time no see,  buddy." I growled, grabbing my axe. "Looks like I'll have to hack you to bits~!!!"

Chris smirked, "I'd love to see you try and fail. Natalie's mine again, John. I want her back. And I will have her."

Clockwork growled, "FUCK YOU!!! You left me because i was 'too insane' for you!!"

Chris smiled, "Babe, please be quiet so I can deal with this tool."

"That's it... YOU'RE FINISHED!!!!" I hollared, running at him. 

It's. About. To go. DOWN!!!!

A/N: Hi. I probably made some spelling or grammar mistakes. I can't word. Such gramarrr, such doofus. XD Also, I got the idea of a showdown from my friend Sarah. She's also helping me write an origin story for my OC, John the Hacker. Okey. Love you guys. ;) Byeeeeeee!!!! (PS: Sarah made the outfit for me and suggested a song, so I asked her a good song for a 'date' and she said Kiss me, Kill me by Mest... so.. yeah...)