Burger McNelson, 28M, was an addicted liar with soggy pickles and greasy buns. He was a history teacher and believed in the American Dream (also that rotting in his bedroom was the only way to live). Honestly, he didn't care about his situation as much as he should've. Many male burgers believe they can walk around pouring out their sweaty onions and dried ketchup bits, which is totally disgusting- But even the lady burgers have begun to take note of their sinister behavior!! McNelson still didn't care and I mean, who would when you have the internet to justify your weird choices.?
You may think, who the hell does he think he is? His wife sometimes thinks the same, and many times in the past she's thought about leaving him. There have been countless times where Mr. McNelson also believes he's superior because he has more fans on Instagram than her, and will try to bring her down by bringing up his 3 other Instagram hoes. What if he tells his Reddit dickriders about his wife, 25F Patty McNelson, who divorced him "because he was a hopeless fatty sphere"? What if doesn't matter!!- One thing about Mrs. Patty, SHE WILL STEP ON A BITCH NECK WITH HER STILETTO! He can lie, and people will believe him, but she can win a war with her bare buns.
She REFUSES to be overshadowed by her fat husband and his antics. With a born strength of self-respect and determination, she knows she'll be able to navigate her way through.
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Mr Burger: Against The World
FanfictionMr. Burger, also known as "Mr. McNelson" goes through a rough journey with his wife Mrs. Patty McNelson (both identify as burgers) as they navigate their way through Mrs. McNelson's infidelity and Mr McNelson's violent plans. Mr. McNelson tries to...
