Mr Burger: Against The World

PATTY'S HOME!!!!! (2)

Mr. McNelson knew something was up with his wife the past few days. Did she find his hate tweet about her? Did she find something worse? Does she know he's a pedophile? The burger starts to write in his diary, which he's kept his secrets in for years! As he's venting among us in his diary, he hears the front door open. Oh shit! Patty's home!!!!! He tried his best to hide his secrets away until it was too late. Patty then walks into their shared bedroom and sees her husband scurrying to get up from their bookshelf corner. For now, she won't look into it. But she knows she's checking that hiding spot later.

Even though Patty didn't actually know about her husband's secrets, she was tired enough. She was already working her 10-hour shift at the Burgtopia every night just to pay the fatty's phone bill!! Patty knew that her husband was again hopeless and did not care about his laziness. What could she do to make him care? She's thought of serving him his own piss, drugging him, and may have even fantasized about taking him to court! She thought of smashing his phone (she paid for it), but she's thinking of stealing it after her real plan for some Reddit clout Ayeeee >_< She wants to be able to eat that bitch up and spit him out with nothing left for him, and she knows the perfect plan.

Patty decides to put on an act for her husband and she cooks him a delicious feast (Mother is Mothering!). She can hear Mr. McNelson screaming at other Fortnite players in the living room and she's thinking of what to say to get a reaction out of him at the dinner table. She's brewing up a storm in her brain and she gets angry. How could she let this happen? Why did she let herself settle for a stank freak man burger? All she wanted was a happy ending and to be taken care of. She slams the wooden spoon on the counter and calls for her husband. "Dinner is ready!!"..... Silence. She knows this bitch can hear her, the living room is right next to the fucking kitchen.. She goes to stomp over to him but she thinks, "You know what?? I'm leaving NOW." He can eat alone forever.