(i listened more jump more on loop while making this send, I need sleep also this is a joke so don't think this is a real quality fanfic)
Haruka's POV
Haruka, Haruka's mom
I can't believe minori asked me out to dinner, I need to make sure this perfect. I need to get ready. "Mom, where is the light blue dress you bought me for the first day school photo for your Facebook""The second closet next to the rocks you painted when you were 3 but what do you need it for?" "I'm going out to dinner with Minori and I want to look nice" "OK, you gay I mean have fun their is some money in my bag" "thank you, love you mom""love u too, u sweet little homo" Minori should be here in 5 minutes to take me to the restaurant. I wonder where we are going. I see Minori car, What if she doesn't want to be my bbg.
Haruka Pov
Haruka, Minori
"Haruka hop in" Minori said pointing to the front seat. "Minori where are we going to dinner" Minori responds with w rizz "The penguin cafe they opened last week" I think she could tell that I was embarrassed to go on the date. So Minori said with the warm smile of gayness "don't worry Haruka don't be sacred I am also a lesbo" When we got to the cafe Minori got us a table to be honest I didn't know what was happening, all I could was how gay I was for Minori. "Haruka, u good" "Yeah just simping sorry, so what are you getting?" "I was going to get the fishy special salmon, and you bbg" "I think I'm trying the sweet penguin pancake meal." We talked while but nothing gay happened. When we were walking back to the car Minori asked an important question "do you want to be the dakara to my motto" "Yes bbg" Then Minori took me home, when I got home I went to my room and realized that "I'm a GAY!!!!"
(the end I hope you enjoyed reading this )