context: at school

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NO: alright brain, we have to focus on studying for the math test

LO: why don't we just play on the chromebook, i love skibblio!

SO: if we do not pay attention we wont be able to learn!

LO: were already smarter than everyone, we dont need to study

*an alert flashes on the BRAINPUTER*

BRAINPUTER: ALERT ALERT GIRL DETECTED

HO: MY TIME TO SHINE

NO: oh no

HO: SO, activate hormones, NO, redirect all blood to the penis!

SO: HO shouldnt YOU activate the hormones?

HO: I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS

NO: alright all blood has been redirected

BRAINPUTER: ALERT ALERT WE ARE BEING CALLED TO THE BOARD

NO: ...

SO: ...

HO: ...

LO ...

NO, SO , HO and LO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

PO: alright guys i'm bac- oh god

WO: oh hi PO do you want this crowbar? hands crowbar

PO: Where do you keep getting these...

NO: ALRIGHT EVERYONE, DON'T PANIC, STAY CALM, SO, DO YOU HAVE A PLAN?

SO: If we put our hand in our pocket, and moves our penis up while we sit up, we might be able to minimize the embarrasment

NO: alright, it go time

BRAINPUTER: STANDING UP

anticipation

BRAINPUTER: SUCCESS! No one noticed our Boner!

cheers

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