Floydilocks, The Most Fantastic Femboy Was Frolicking Around In The Forest Of Whodunit When Be Realized His Ass Is Lost
F: La la la la this is for all the lonely peo..HEYYYYY! I'm lost! :(((
Suddenly, The Frantic Femboy Realizes There Just So Happens To Be A Pod Right Next To Him
F: Well how about that! Welp, since no one lives here, I might as well just stay here for awhile because this totally doesn't count as trespassing :3!!
When Floyd Steps Inside Even Though Trespassing Is Illegal And Gets Comfy
F: HOLY GOD! JESUS, JOSEPH, AND MARY!! IT SMELLS LIKE HOT BOOTY CHEEKS IN HERE! (how do you know what that smells like..?)m
F: Better than nothing..at least the service here is better than the smell! Oh would you look at that! Free bowls of soup!!
There Were 3 Bowls On A Tabls, A Teal One, A Purple One, And A Green One, All Filled Soup
F: Thank god too. My ass was hungry...
He Tries The Teal Bowl First, And Its Hot As S***!!
F: OW!! WHAT THE F***?! THATS HOTTER THAN ME ON A SUNNY DAY!
Floyd Brushes His Tongue And Tries The Purple Bowl And Squeezes His Face, Cause It's Mad Cold
F: BRRRRRR!! THATS COLDER THAN AMY SCHUMER! BLEGH! WHO'S DUMBASS MADE THIS?!! ROMRON GRAMSAY WOULD NOT APPROVE >:((((
F: Ok third time's the charm..
Floyd Tries The Final Bowl And Its So Savory And..Actually The Right Temperature
F: Hot Cheese! Gawrsh! (💀) This is the good s***! Whoever made this deserves an oscar! This is JUSTTTT right!
Floyd Suddenly Gets Tired From Letting Out Too Much Gay Energy And Decides To Relax
F: I let out too much gay energy. Need to recharge...
He Sees Three Beanbags, One That Looks Like An Armadillo, One That's Just Of A Blonde Chick Who Kicks Ass, And Another One Of Just...Bruce
F: Wow..some of us are full of ourselves.... (Rolling His Eyes)
He Sits On The Armidillo Beanbag And It's Just..No...
F: Someone clearly took a massive shart on this, because there's no way that this smells like a bucket of hot cheeks...oh, that's not in the script? Oops... What I MEANT to say was that this beanbag is too slinky! And it's too hard..!
He Moves On To The Next One, Which Is Just A Picture Of Bruce
F: Well that's disturbing. WHO ON EARTH IS THIS OBSESSED WITH THEMSELVES?!!
Floyd Shrugs And Sits On It Anyway And Almost Falls Inside
F: Goddamn! It's too plumpy and I DESPISE beanbags that are too soft....
Floyd Stares At The Final One Which Looks Like A Blonde Troll
F: See now, that's just brutal...
Floyd Sits On It Anyway And Is Mesmerized
F: Wow..Not too soft not too hard..JUSTTTT right!
Floyd Sits For A Few Minutes But Then Gets Tired
F: Hot diggity dog, am I tired! (Bro thinks he's a disney character) Welp, time to go take a nap!
He Heads Upstairs And Sees 3 Beds, One Teal, One Purple, One Green
F: This BnB has REALLY bad service....
Floyd Jumps On The Teal Bed And Almost Breaks His Back
F: WHAT. THE. F***?! WHY IS IT SO HARD?! LIKE IM LYING DOWN ON AN IMPENETRABLE DIAMOND PRISON!!
He Gets Off And Jumps On The Purple Bed And Drowns In The Matress
F: Okay, normally I'm not the one to judge, but.. WHO'S SENSITIVE A** NEEDS A BED THIS SOFT?! WHAT? ARE YOU PRACTICING FOR SOMETHING?! GOD, HUMBLE YOURSELF!!
He Jumps Off The Bed And Jumps Onto The Green One
F: Oh yeah...this takes me back...THIS is the one....
Floyd Falls Asleep Mid-sentence
A Few Minutes Later, The 3 Bros, Square (JD), Muppet F***er (Bruce), And Funderdrawers (Clay) Arrive Back Home From Shopping For... Don't Worry About It
JD: God, I'm so tired..
B: Me too, I need that soup we made
C: Real, I ain't never been hungry before
JD: Bro what?? 💀
C: Aye, me personally you need to shut up
THE 3 BROS HAVE ARRIVED HOME! WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO FLOYDILOCKS?! FIND OUT!! :3
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Floydilocks And The Three Bros (Ft. Boom :3)
FantasyLittle Femboy Floyd Was Frolicking Around The Forest Of Whodunit And Stumbles Across A Little House To Stay In Bcs His Goofy Ahh Thought It Was An Air BnB 💀 When The 3 Bros, Square, Muppet F***er, And Funderdrawers Return, What Will Become Of Floyd...
