Leo: I guess I'd kiss Nico? Like, even if Hades himself sent shivers down my spine. But hey, shadows are cool, and he's got that mysterious vibe going on. Plus, gotta respect someone who's comfortable in their own skin, even if it's underworld-themed skin. And I ship Solangelo too much to marry him, and I wouldn't be able to kill him.
Nico: Dam straight.
Leo: Coughs
Nico: Valdez, if you even fucking try--
Leo: I think you mean dam GAY! Anyways, I'd get to marry Annabeth! She is amazing, brainy, and can probably build us the coolest Hephaestus-approved lair ever. But, gotta be honest, the thought of being tied down with someone so organized scares me a little. Plus, who knows what pranks the Wise Girl would cook up? It might get a little heated in there...
Annabeth: Hey! What in Hades, Leo?
Percy: Using water powers to threaten Leo Use that nickname again, I dare you.
Leo: Okay, okay! I get the point! Moving on, I'd have to kill Grover, sorry my dude, but if it were Coach Hedge vs. you, I'd defo kill him instead! Besides, hooves and flames don't exactly mix well... at least, not in a romantic way.
Grover: Totally agree. You're not exactly the brightest...
Leo: Yes I am, see? Becomes super bright with flames
Will: No, sorry, but I am.
