1.) Q) what do you call a pig that does karate?
A) a porkchop..
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2) how did the blonde kill a bird??
He/she fall it off the cliff
( well the bird coudnt be killed when you drop it off the cliff unless the blonde broke its wings.😄😜😝)
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3) which side of the chicken has most feathers?
The outside.
( yeah its true cause dont tell me there is a chicken that has feathers on the inside..)
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4) why did the farmer named his pig ink?
Cause he kept running out of his pen
( lol but that is the characteristics of the ink.)
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5) little girl: why does your son says "cluck cluck cluck?"
Mother;because he thinks he's a chicken.
Little girl; why dont you tell him that he is not a chiken?
Mother; cause we need the eggs.
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6) if a rooster ison top of the barn door and lays an egg,
Does the egg fall on the north or south?
Roosters dont lay an egg, stupid!!
( yeah its very true roosters dont lay eggs!!)
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Guys im really really busy uhmmm thats all i can ill post the love qoutes tom.. Thanks
