Hazbin Hotel au

The Guns man and the pussy

Grizzy was about 6 '4 taller than he was when he was alive but that was due to him being part bear. He wore a tank top and jeans unlike his boss Puffer who always wore a suit. Grizzy didn't think it was necessary for a gun man to wear a suit. It is not practical.

Arriving at what most would think is an abandoned warehouse he knocked, humming and waiting. After a few minutes went by he knocked again groaning.

“Jeez what taking so long they fucking again”

Grizzy jokes to himself. The door soon swung up and standing there was a tall bit shorter than grizzy cat with his green and blue glasses as sweat was going down his forehead. 

“Oh god y'all were actually fucking right?”

Grizzy asked, noticing the sweat and Droid shook his head.

“Nah nah man he's had me running around doing shit all day. What do you need?”

Droid stated before asking his questions and Grizzy crossed his arms.

“Puffer needs you for a job so where's Pezzy so I can ask to borrow you”

“Borrow me?! Pezzy doesn't own me I can go if I wa-”

A bloody looking chain appeared around Droid's neck and slightly pulled him back.

“What was that? I don't what now?”

Pezzy didn't seem to be in a good mood as a tall cat-like figure stepped out a huge smile on his face as he twisted his head to look down at Droid. One paw like hand gripping the chain to Droid. Grizzy didn't react; he was used to it since he and Pezzy spent a lot of time fighting people and Pezzy would go into his scary car form.

“No no I didn't mean it like that Pezzy I meant you did give me free will on the contract dear that's what I meant!”

Droid was full of panic. He hated Pezzy overlord form he likes to call it. As those words left his mouth. Pezzy poofed back into his small normal looking form as his tail swayed behind him.

“Good!”

Pezzy said happily as he walked over and gave Droid a kiss on the cheek before looking at Grizzy.

“Now what is it exactly Puffer needs Droid for?”

Grizzy shrugged when Pezzy asked.

“I'm not sure man. He didn't give me a reason or anything just that he needed droid for a bit”

Grizzy said as he stared at the pair in front of him. Grizzy wasn't sure how Droid liked Pezzy so much even after being tormented by him.

“I guess you can take him for a few but if he comes back with even a scratch I'm going to have a long talk with Puffer”

Grizzy nodded at Pezzy’s words and waved Droid to follow him.

The two exited the building and went to a sidewalk and started walking.

“So you really don't know?”

Grizzy smiled and shook his head.

“Oh no I know I just know Pezzy will say no. Puffer needs your uh what he call if cat like balance to climb up to a certain bar on his building and use our binoculars to look at the V’s building”

Grizzy stated crossing his arms. Droid raised a brow for a second and looked at Grizzy.

“Why would Pezzy have said no?”

“Oh well there's a possible chance you could fall down and die”

Grizzy answered and Droid panicked a little.

“What?!? Why couldn't he get Kryoz to do this? He's a cat too!”

Droid shouted at Grizzy. The bear just laughed at his fear, shaking his head.

“Well for starters when's the last time you saw Smii7y let Kryoz out his sight. I swear those two are the Joker and Harley Quinn of Hell”

Grizzy said, shaking his head.

“Yeah you right but their relationship is a lot healthier”

Droid said and grizzy nodded. The two continued down the street talking about nonsense. As they came up to a group blocking their path.

“Should we go around? The road is not busy plus be quick”

Droid asked as he looked at Grizzy and the bear shrugged.

“I mean we could or we can see what they are surrounding”

Grizzy stated as he walked over to get a look. He stared at the tvs seeing Vox and started laughing.

“Oh it's just this idiot!”

Grizzy said chuckling and Droid walked over looking and laughed as well. Then Droid spotted someone or something dropping a radio into the display beside it. Being a curious cat he walked over noticing Alastor's shadow and he tensed.

“Yo Grizzy I think Puffer pal back”

Droid stated and Grizzy walked over and as he did Alastor's voice came through. Grizzy tensed as well.

“Oh shit not him. They guy creeps me out”

Grizzy said and started pushing Droid to walk so they could get back quickly.

“You know out of all the overlords only one that really scares you is the radio demon. Why's that?”

“I don't care if he was human when he was alive but that deer man should not be that scary I hate to break it to you but Alastor is fucking terrifying”

Grizzy answered Droid's question with a shiver at the thought of the radio demon. Grizzy had witnessed one to many of Alastor's victims. Grizzy himself almost was one but Puffer stepped in saving him. Remembering that Grizzy was a bit confused. Why would the person who wanted his soul save him? Grizzy was gonna have to ask Puffer about it later and he shook the thought out of his head. Arriving at the tall skyscraper that was clearly Puffer’s due to the giant sign that read ‘Puffer’s Enterprise’. The two walked in and headed for the elevators.

“You think I'll fall and die?”

Droid asked as the doors closed and Grizzy shook his head.

“Nah seen you walk on more unstable beams before you'll be alright man plus I'll catch ya if ya fall”

Grizzy reassures the feline. Droid nodded and sighed leaning against the wall elevator.

“Man can't wait to get this done and over with”

Droid spoke as he laughed awkwardly.

“Why so you can get back to your boyfriend”

Grizzy teased, chuckling as Droid turned a slight pink and laughed waving him off.

“He's not my boyfriend he's just my boss”

“Who you think is pretty”

Grizzy stated and Droid huffed rolling his eyes.

“I can't wait to get this done with so I can go back to all the things I gotta do before the day over with and Pezzy gets more grumpy”

Droid stated as he crossed his arms. Soon the elevator opened and Grizzy stepped out with Droid being him.

“Alright let's get this over with”

Grizzy spoke as he made it to Puffer’s office door.

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