.Story one:POF ....Dear diary, first of all, no homo...as always, I just gotta get some shit off my chest. Do I fat shame? If a girl hits up my dms asking for pic, and she ugly, Do I really gotta slide right on that? Prime example: I'm swiping on POF. now diary, I know you don't get no bitches so imma let you know what POF means. Plenty of Fish, aka plenty ass.
I get a random hit from a bih at 3 a.m., Talm bout sum:
👧🏾-"lemmie see dat 🍆
👦🏾-...."bih what"
👧🏾-"I said what I said.. df??"
👦🏾-"uhhh.... Bih pic????"
I kid you not, her galatinous ass drops this bull 💩in my shi bruh:
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Mannnn. What the fuck broo. What was I supposed to do with that shit? Panties probably got shit stains inni, phone from the previous century face ahh, needle-stick dreads ahh, Patrick from bikini bottoms ass belly button, lint infested and all! I mean cmon diary!!!! Tf are we looking at? The stomach got a ass. The bih ass got an ass, that bih eat more than juss dick she eat the boxers too.
But, Look, hear me out....
I juss need a quick buss down at the moment. It's 3 am and the bih got ass wigglin, and my main flew out to NJ. Sooooooooo...
....I dropped the 🍆 pic
👧🏾-"😍😍😍 u wanna meet tonite?? I'm dtf"
👦🏾-"sure... where?"
👧🏾-"I gotta spot on the dl , ain't a lotta light there"
Immeaannn... at least she prepped. Nasty af, but game is game
Sooo......
The car keys getting boosted.
~AT THE MEETUP~ I pull up to some rundown apartments, this pungent ass smell slap the fuck out me so I hopped back in and rolled the windows up. Kid you not, it smelled like straight budussy. I'm hoping it's not coming from this bitch house. Might as well drop a load and get the fuck from round here.
"Ay I'm outside"
No response. 10 minutes pass before I check again and I see her apartment door swing open. Now I don't have the best eyesight, but I see something orange at the bottom of her feet.
I swear to god, I saw the car door open, and I saw her heavy ass put a fat ass timberland boot in my whip.
WITH HER FOOT IN IT
I damn near lost it, like my guy the car DIPPED DOWN under ONE leg...
. Yeah we gotta wrap dis shit up
"Aye sis step back real quick imma see how you look."
Idk if she really thought she looked nice. She hopped out the house like a damn goon. But because she was flattered, she hopped out, and I saw a nice smile light up her face. It was so heartwarming and it really made me feel bad.
