hypothermia, a story that'll give u chills

hypothermia a tale

hypothermia was a lil chilly i mean of course he was. hypothermia woke up eyes literally frosted down from the ice,

ugh i wish i wasn't so cold all the time but it is what it is i guess hypothermia thought.

after prying his eyes open with a hammer hypothermia could finally get ready for school

ugh what should i wear today as a fashion king hypothermia thinks to himself hypothermia ends up picking an emo outfit to represent the demons inside of him (like how im inside ur mum hypothermia)

after buying a couple more tiktok followers and grabbing breakfast hypothermia soon heads out the door setting off for school

im so tired n idk why hypothermia thinks to himself its not because i stayed up till 4am what the flip

hypothermia soon runs off the get instant coffee from 7 eleven because he's an addict and wants to fuel his pearly whites that will soon turn yellow from the coffee intake

don't talk to me before i get my morning coffee xoxooxoxoxo hypothermia quickly posts to insta being a social media king even though he should be cancelled

hypothermia then soon decides to finally make his way to school after procrastinating

this is my academic comeback genuinely watch me ace today hypothermia thinks to himself as he makes his way into school

as hypothermia makes his way to class he remembers all his analysing homework he had to do,

stressing because he thought he forgot then calming down as he realised he was up really late last night completing it all like the academic king he is

as hypothermia is in period one he completes his mantra ugh i can't go back to my ex today ugh i shouldn't talk to my ex today

unfortunately he fails his mantra yet another day

but then hypothermia puts his hand up in class and answers the question right in his little californian accent that doesn't sound californian

making everyone question if he is even actually a yank (america rahhhhh)

then hypothermia jumped in front of the class and started singing the national anthem to show his true dependence to the country of the free america

he held the flag loud and proud and in his beautiful singing voice sung every word of the national anthem (idk the words) before bowing

as every clapped for him an pat him on the back at such a great job hypothermia decided to go home for the day

job well done he thought as he made his way home.

this feels so mean for some reason im sorry hypothermia i don't mean it it just for jokes ily