the Adventurous Destruction of (Helpless) Dreams (aka Project Fuck-Up)

Anyway, let the Chaos begin!

And here it is, the first Chapter.
ENJOY THE CHAOS~ >:) (Finally, I'm sorry)

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It was a hot summer morning, at around 11am, when Slalex and Paulaner met up. One of the girls from her dancing classes has invited her to her pool party and allowed her, to bring friends with her. And since Slalex didn't know where said girl lived, they decided they would just meet up and go together. Paulaner's parents were also invited and because of their kind souls they not only of course agreed to come to the party but also offered to help with the preparations, so they would already be there when she and her friend arrived.
11:23am, the party would start at 11:30.
"Oh, we're way too early.", Slalex groaned.
"It's only seven minutes, chill. Besides, isn't that great? Most of the time we arrive way too late", Paulaner replied laughing.
"Oh yea. To doctor's appointments and school, we're late and that ONE TIME it'd be totally fine to arrive five minutes late, we come too EARLY?? Perfect."
Slalex facepalmed.
"Bro, please chill just one second, alright? I don't think anyone will mind us being five minutes too early"
Paulaner sighed and went on to ringing the door bell.
It didn't last long and a woman opened the door, one can assume it's the mother of the girl hosting this pool party.
The friends greeted said woman and went into the house, to get escorted by her to the garden, where the party would take place.
"Wow, this place is huge.", Slalex said, when they entered the garden.
Paulaner agreed with him.
"Yea i know.", some girly voice next to them said.
They turned to her.
"Oh hey, _______. Yea, it's really nice here. Thanks for inviting us.", Paulaner greeted her.
"Yeeea, no problem.", she said and then walked away.
"Oh, that's her? She sounds a little petty, no?", Slalex asked.
"Yea, a little bit. She's always been like that."

Even so, they both enjoyed being there pretty much. But because Slalex didn't like swimming, especially if there were people around, he didn't really 'poolparty' but instead he just apprechiated the buffet more.
But then, at some point during the party, when Slalex and Paulaner chatted with each other, they happened to overhear a conversation nearby. They didn't really care though, until one of the girls, whose conversation they were overhearing, said Paulaner's name. They both went immediatly silent.
"Hey, this girl, Paulaner was it, why did you invite her? She's so weird.", she said.
The host chuckled.
"Yea, i know. I had to, though. I wanted to invite my whole dancing class and if I only had left her out, it might have been seen as bullying or something. I didn't want that. Didn't want Toffifee to think, I'm a bully or something, y'know.", she explained.
"Fair enough, i suppose.", the other girl answered, "i don't understand why, though. I mean, look at her."
"Yeaa, her style is so weird and ugly, right?", the host said.
"Totally, and her armpit sweat smells so bad."
"Ewww yea you're right."
Paulaner had enough.
She went over there, grabbed one of the girls by her hair and put said girl under her armpit for a few seconds.
And then, after she finally released her, she slapped her.
"Ouch.", the girl rubbed her cheek, "Mom!!!"
Her mother came sprinting, along with her a few other adults, Toffifee, Paulaner's boyfriend by the way, among them.
"What happened?", she asked worried.
"She slapped me out of nowhere!", the girl complained.
"Is that true?!", the mother asked.
Paulaner, of course, disagreed and told the adults what really happened.
They believed her but many weren't sure whose side they should take.
"Oh, if that's the case, then I think she did the right thing.", Toffifee was the first person disturbing the silence.
He showed Paulaner thumbs-up and nodded.
Most adults then actually agreed with him.
"Yea..."
"I guess, I would have done the same thing."
"Yea, like everyone would have done, no?"
"Yup."
"Agreed."
The girl just stood there, dumbfounded.
"Hello??? She just straight-up put me under her armpit and you think that's okay??? And like, the most normal thing to do?? What is wrong with y'all?? This shit is crazy!"
Paulaner herself was also just standing there and was as confused as her.
And Slalex, who had just silently watched the drama infront of him, just sat there and stared at the scene in disbelief.

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So, yea this was the first chapter. I hope you enjoyed it... or not, I actually don't care at all. This was my bestfriend's dream btw, not mine. Mine are worse. I thought, it'd be nice to start slow in this feverdream of a book :)
I actually had some fun creating this chapter, I must say, so I'll most likely go on for a while.
And yes, I will write a comment after every Chapter, I'm not sorry, if that's annoying. I'm afraid, you'll have to live with it, dear reader >:)

Anyway, seeya next time~

-Tohka