Chapter 49
To be honest, Gong Jianliang is a good hero.
When the female monarch asked sincerely, "Is there a possibility?", Gong Jianliang had a long conversation with the military doctor, and finally understood that eggs could be laid after being peeled off, which was an artistically processed fictional plot. In reality, not long after peeling off the skin, Zen Yuan would burp together with the egg.
Gong Jianliang said that he "learned it" and thoughtfully arranged the "film selection meeting".
He is such a good male, always leaving the most important choice to his dearest female.
Chan Yuan was honest about this. Among the "death or disability" steps given by Gong Jianliang, he chose the easiest film "Limb Furniture".
The film briefly talks about placement, furniture, and a series of other indescribable things. The story begins with the protagonist purchasing an old sofa online at a second-hand furniture market, only to discover that the sofa is made of female insects. This leads to a series of extremely cruel and perverted instructions on how to use it.
If possible, Zen Yuan doesn't really want to choose this. Gong Jianliang wished he could take out his "Criminal Law" and swear to God that I won't kill you just for points. Don't worry, Chan Yuan.
"Is that so?" Chan Yuan asked, "You swear."
Gong Jianliang held a brick-thick book and said seriously, "I swear."
Zen Yuan turned his head sideways, and the hand supporting him on the ground trembled slightly, "Before you swear...can you get off of me first?"
Gong Jianliang carefully picked out Chan Yuan's black history slander collection, and considerately said that without damaging the body tissue, you can follow Chan Yuan's instructions and start with decorations such as coffee tables and dining tables.
"You chose the movie yourself." Gong Jianliang shook his head and criticized the female monarch, "Chanyuan, you can't even do a plank well. It's really rubbish. How can you become a qualified table like this?"
"You've been on me for two hours."
"I can do four hours."
Gong Jianliang knelt down and patted Chan Yuan's face with a thick copy of "Criminal Law". The female couldn't help being discouraged and lay on the ground to be slaughtered, "No, I'll take a rest."
"Squatting as a couch?"
Chanyuan touched his sore belly and felt that Gong Jianliang's point was completely wrong. The goal of the male worm should be to lay eggs, so what are you doing with it now? But apart from Chan Yuan, several months of getting along with him had made him realize that he shouldn't use normal people's thinking to measure Gong Jianliang.
Before the beautiful hero was born, he probably sacrificed his brain circuits in exchange for a beautiful life.
"Chan Yuan~" Gong Jianliang poked Chan Yuan's chest with his hand and said, "You can go to bed and rest, and I'll do the hard work next. Do you want that?"
Chan Yuan couldn't tell whether he was happy or unhappy. He was almost dead from exhaustion. He only had an artistic vision for the male insect and had no worldly desires. He lay on the bed with his hands and feet free, "Whatever you want, just don't kill me..." ...What are you doing!?"
"Looking for something." Gong Jianliang opened the entire cabinet and rummaged through it and said, "This is my first time."
"It's my first time too."
The two chicks looked at each other, and the embarrassment of knowing nothing pervaded the bed. Chanyuan asked in a low voice: "Don't you teach them in physiology class? Male physiology class."
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