Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Ed-Touchables

Chapter 1: The Beginning of the Ed

This is the story about three boys sharing the same name. They spend their days scamming the local neighbourhood kids for money. They have a strong friendship bond, as evidenced in the show. The boys are rarely seen apart and are willing to work with one another to achieve a common goal.

Their names are Ed, Edd, and Eddy, and this is their biggest adventure, not where they find Spook-E-Ville or where they find Eddy's brother. This one is different.

Their story begins in the small town of Peach Creek, on the day they first met; they were toddlers back then. Ed and Eddy started their first scam called "Bottomwess Ed," one of their first scams. Eddy has shorter hair and is seen wearing only his normal shirt from the rest of the series and a diaper. He has a propeller beanie.

Ed wears only his red-and-white shirt and a diaper. He had one big tooth and a long strand of hair. He proved himself to be incredibly strong at a young age, being able to lift an entire house very easily.

"Okay. The Bottomwess Ed scam is complete." Eddy said as he smiled. Just then, Edd opens the door, smiling.

"I hope we'll do great, Eddy!" Ed said as he smiled.

"Who cares?" Eddy asked as he smiled before noticing the open door. "We're getting cash, buddy boy! Look sharp."

Edd smiles at the door. He wears a red/orange shirt, purple overalls, and a slightly oversized black ski hat. He also has two big front teeth.

"Salutations, gentlemen! My family and I have just moved in. Thank you." Edd greets Ed and Eddy as he holds out his hand to shake.

"Hey, Ed! Get a load of the new kid on the block." Eddy said to Ed while smiling.

"Where?" Ed asked as he looked around until Eddy pointed at Edd. "Oh! Welcome, friend! My name's Ed."

Ed holds out his hand to shake. Flies are swarming around it. Eddy holds out his hand as well. His has a joy buzzer on it.

"And I'm Eddy." Eddy introduced himself as Edd stuck a glove on Ed's hand, only shaking Eddy's finger.

"I am pleased to meet you! My name is Ed also, but with 2 Ds." Edd introduced himself with a smile.

"Gee, ain't that a coinkydink? We all have the same name!" Eddy said as he and Ed started laughing.

"Humorous indeed." Edd said as he smiled.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Eddy said as he went to his game. While showing it off, Eddy's shirt gets caught on Ed's fork. Eddy doesn't notice. "Be amazed, kid! Watch bottomless Ed eat this humongous TV set! For you, only a quarter."

"I'll give you two, for it would be impossible for the human esophagus to manage such a feat." Edd said as he dropped fifty cents in the jar.

"In your hat, bucko!" Ed said as he plunged his fork into the TV set. Eddy moves with the fork. Eddy, however, dimly understands what's about to happen. "Yum!"

"What the... Ed!" Eddy said as Ed plunged the TV set and Eddy into his mouth and swallowed them.

"Good lord! I'm going to be ill!" Edd said as he ran back to his house and got something to get Eddy out of Ed's mouth.

"Let me out!" Eddy said, scared witless.

"Don't worry." Edd said he puts on nitrile medical gloves. "Open it! Open it!"

Ed opens his mouth, and Eddy exits the mouth, covered in drools.

"So much for my fifty cents," Eddy said.

Edd puts 50 cents in the jar as Ed and Eddy are shocked. Edd smiles at them.

"Consider it as a gift." Edd said as he smiled.