South Park x Danganronpa AU

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i wake up..

where am i?? 

i look at my surroundings. i'm in a classroom. someone carried me here after i passed out maybe?? all i know is that it's definitely in hope's peak. 

this is not a regular classroom, though. there are metal plates bolted into the walls, covering the windows. i spot a surveillance camera. what the hell is going on!?

it's 8:00. i arrived here at 7:00... so it's been an hour..

something is very wrong. hope's peak shouldn't be like this! 

but then I realized...

i'm in hope's peak academy right now..

but why..?

i racked my brain trying to think about what might have got me into this school.

i know some guitar.. so maybe..

no, that's stupid. 

i groaned in frustration. why can't I remember what I'm doing here!? My ultimate talent is... i have no fucking idea!! maybe I can't remember because what happened this morning was pretty weird. that's not a direct reason, but I'm sure it's connected.

i should start looking around... for clues..

i see a pamphlet on the desk i fell asleep on. looks like a kid made this. 

  "the next semester is about to start.
        starting from today this school will be your entire world."

this is no joke. something serious is going on, and i will figure it out.

i put the pamphlet in my pocket. it's important to keep track of everything. i walk out of the classroom and look around.

there's an AV room and a cafeteria and a gymnasium and stuff. i should get back to the main hall. if that's where i blacked out there must be some sort of clue there.. 

i go to the main hall and see other students. no clues... just other people. how disappointing.

i counted 13 of them in total. so ... plus me.. there's only 14 students. 

a girl with long dark hair says "look! another one!" and the curly blonde haired one gasps. 

they all continue talking and i just kinda stand there... waiting for them to shut up.

"how about we all get to know each other??" says a blonde boy, with a terrible haircut. 

"i don't wanna get to know you fucking weirdos!" says a fat boy.

a girl with short dark hair says "i think getting to know each other is a really good idea. i'll go first. leslie myers, ultimate programmer."

"kyle broflovski, ultimate basketball player."

"heidi turner, ultimate gardener!"

"rebecca mcarthur, ultimate pop sensation! just call me red, though."

"wendy testaburger, ultimate figure skater!"

"butters stotch, ultimate dancer!!"

"cartman. ultimate eater."

"j-immy v-vv-valmer, ultimate c-comedian." 

"nichole daniels, ultimate board game player."

"bebe stevens, ultimate fashionista!! i don't do autographs by the way--"

"tweek tweak, ultimate pianist."

"rebecca cotswold- ultimate nurse."

"kenny Mccormick, ultimate lucky student!!"