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You stupid mean flamers just leave me alone, okay?! This is the best thing I have ever written and you are all just jealous because you can not write as good as me so just leave me alone! :( I'm not even going to touch this author's note...
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Moonpaw was stalking the prey that she had spotted then she dived for it! She slit its throat and let the blood flow all over her white paws that were the color of fresh fallen snow! Weren't you against killing? She looked to Mockingbirdheart and said. "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." That was random... sounds like something Lilypaw would say...
"Now we are all mousebrains." Mockingbirdheart laughed loudly. Then he looked up at the blazing yellow sun and said, "It is getting late, I should take this fresh kill to camp. You hunt some more." The sun is blazing yellow and it's late? I live in a place where it's scorching, and blazing yellow does not mean "late".
Moonpaw tasted the air, besides the familiar scent of Mockingbirdheart, she smelled a rabbit! She started to bound towards the delightful smell! She stopped when she heard a two cats talking nearby. "The effects could well be called unprecedented, magnificent, beautiful, stupendous and terrifying." Poetry? Why the sudden poetry?
Moonpaw knew that this was dire news and she needed tell Vanillastar immediately! Why not stop and see who the cats are first? Or spy on them some more? Who knew what these cats were planning, they were using so many words she did not understand yet because she was only an apprentice. She burst towards the direction she thought was camp but was tackled by a badger! She used all her training and might and she managed to fight it off. How?! Sometimes even a full-grown warrior can't fight off a badger! As she saw it running away she said in a monotone voice, "It worked!" Why in a monotone voice? I read that line in a monotone voice and it just didn't sound right...
She started running again towards camp when she plowed straight into a tree! She felt pain shoot through her body that hurt so bad! Good riddance.
When she woke up she saw white, just white, everywhere, nothing else at all. She heard Startalon say, "Any cat whose errors take ten seasons to correct is quite a cat. Oh wait, she is coming to!" WHY IS THERE SO MUCH POETRY?!
Tranquilpaw was saying, "Moonpaw, Moonpaw! Can you hear me!?"
Moonpaw was looking around confused, "Huh, wuh, how did I get here?"
Vanillastar came in, "You are lucky you are alive Moonpaw, you ran into that tree pretty hard. You were twenty foxlengths away from camp when you ran into that tree." That means she was pretty far. A red fox is about 18 inches. Multiply that by 20, and you get 360, divide by 12 to put it into feet, and you have 30. She was 30 feet away from camp.
Vanillastar turned to leave, turning his right cream colored paw Why the specificity with which paw it is? towards the exit, he moved his left paw into position. Swaggering his legs in line with his forepaws, he marched meaningfully out from the dark dank den where the Medicine cats of SapphireClan So NOW it's SapphireClan?! had resided for longer than any cat could dare to remember. The left over right monotony showed the droning of the world and how Vanillastar longed longingly Longing longingly. to be free from the punishment of being leader of a clan of wild forest cats. What.
As he left, the light of the early morning sun glimmered off of his cream white coat like sun reflecting onto the mirror like surface of clean water. After he got into the sun, he started to scamper off, showing how the sun set him free from his duty's as leader for the moment and he could be a normal cat again, walking through the forest, not having to worry about other clans attacking, not a care in the world. Free to wander as he wished free to follow a whim, but then, all the freedom came crashing down upon him like a canopy no longer supported.
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Misty Reacts! Hidden Prophecies
HumorIt was only a matter of time before I read the infamous Hidden Prophecies. Rated mature for some the... iffy... writing of the original.