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[ twenty one | crank ]

Newt: Tommy you aren't going to die

Newt: I will make sure that won't happen

Thomas: ok and how r u gonna do that newt???

Thomas: because this is a disease

Thomas: u cant banish it

Thomas: u cant feed it to the grievers

Thomas: u cant stop it from killing me

Minho: i dont understand how mr positive thomas can turn into mr morbid as (as shuck) negative thomas

Newt: well I personally prefer the other Thomas a lot more

Thomas: im just being honest

Thomas: im just stating what to expect when im expecting

Minho: dude now it sounds like youre pregnant

Minho: whos the dad hm?

Newt: you wanna tell us something Tommy?

Thomas: oh minho should know

Thomas: if you get want i mean

Thomas: wink wink

Newt: WHAT?! How does it work out to be him after all the times WE have done ....

Newt: i'm not going to finish that sentence

Minho: hold the shuck up for a second there. if we really think about it newt should probably be the pregnant one he gets around a lot more than anyone else

Newt: lel tru XD

Thomas: im jokin im jokin ok calm your glade

Minho: how did this go from death to pregnancy

Thomas: its because im sick and dying and going insane

Thomas: this disease is probably eating away at my brain and next thing you know i won't even be human anymore

Newt: next thing you know you will start getting cranky

Thomas: and then u will have to start calling me a crank because im so cranky and i DONT WANNA BE A CRANK

Minho: thomas if you having no brain was an issue we wouldve been worried three months ago

Newt: okay that was a good one Minho

Thomas: ha-ha so funny mingo mango

Minho: uh mingo mango??

Thomas: mingo manipulated mangos moronically

Thomas: naughty newt never nipped noses

Thomas: OR naughty newt never nibbled nipples

Minho: ^^^ ok that last one was a lie and we both know it

Newt: okay Tommo has lost it

Newt: *Tommy

Minho: TOMMO

Minho: NEW NICKNAME

Newt: okay I swear im experiencing some kind of déjà vu

Thomas: that reminded of the time i made 'mingo' minho's new nickname

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