the dark lord's daydream

high lust water

Voldemort (he will be referred as "Tom riddle", "V", "riddle Mc diddle"- mainly from Dumbledore and "voldie" from this point on) woke up, looking around to see that it was midnight, Dumbledore next to him.

"...albus?"

he blushed slightly, he got up and walked around Hogwarts.

he wasn't feeling angry or anything, he just wanted to explore, its been so long since he had been at Hogwarts

"how many years has it been... 30? 40? meh... i don't remember"

"who are you?"

tom looked around, noticing a small child.

"...my name is tom riddle, what's your name?"

"my name is Colin! Colin Creevey!"

"...hmm, what do you have there?"

"i-its a camera, could i take a photo of you?"

"i would rather have you not."

"are you a new teacher?"

"oh, of course not... do you know where the exits are?"

"why should i tell you? why are you here?"

the cute young blonde boy looked up at tom

"i got forced here by Dumbledore"

"then you should stay here!"

"you're right... but I don't belong here."

"but you must!"

"...fine, just get out of the way, you brat."

colin gets even angrier, stomping away like a little child

tom walks around again, seeing all the paintings being asleep

"jeez.. i remember them, i really hate that blonde boy though... he's probably a mud blood too!"

he continues walking around, walking into the dining hall

"I'm kind of thirsty... i should go back to Dumbledore."

he turns out of the hall, tripping over.

"FUCK-!!! oh... i just woke someone up... its probably one of those idiotic paintings.."

he got up, rubbing his arm.

"that hurt... what did i trip on..?"

he looks down at his feet, his vision warping

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPING?! GAH! GET AWAY!"

his vision gets worse, awful, and worse and worse before he passes out.

snape finds him during his nightly duties, colin was helping him find people walking through the halls at night, because harry has been escaping snapes grasp in the halls for months now.

Voldemort wakes up in a chair, on the other side of the desk Dumbledore is seated

"riddle Mc diddle."

"what kind of nickname is that?!"

"its funny, but this situation is not."

"oh... look, i just got thirsty.."

"and you called colin a mud blood and a brat, went out of your room after curfew, AND you swore while yelling."

"...i promise I'll never do it again."

"I'll need to keep you next to me all the time then."

"...fine, I'm sorry... can i have something to drink?"

"here."

Dumbledore gives tom some water, tom drinks it all greedily.

"thank you, ablus!"

"no problem."

they continue sitting, tom blushing heavily (slight smut will continue after this)

"i have a small question, its just an observation."

"oh, sure... what do you want to know? I'll be happy to answer everything!"

"well.. you're made of magic and a bit of Harry's blood, correct?"

"yes, you're correct."

"well... do you have any organs down there?"

"no, i don't have any sexual organs, i should have male ones because of harry but i don't, so... yeah."

"how do you pee then?"

"i have a small hole, not big enough for any dick..."

"oh, that's interesting, could i see?"

"its very sensitive... please don't touch it."

"how so?"

"it acts kind of like a clit, if someone rubs the hole it causes a lot of pleasure."

"oh... so your body is built more like a woman?"

"not really, its like a perfect in-between... i don't want to talk about this anymore, I'm getting uncomfortable"

"I'm sorry, i just wanted to understand you better."

"that's okay... I'm kind of hungry."

"lets go get some food then."