A young girl with big blue eyes and pink hair was standing next to a tree.
Listening to her favorite Rockstar music, the street was peaceful.
???: Hi there.
She turns around to see a sort of menacing dude.
His beard and his trenchant make him look like a bad guy.
???: Would you please sign my petition?
She saw a warning sign beneath a pole.
It had an identical match to that postal dude.
It said when you see this guy, don't sign his petition, report immediately.
She started to panic.
Girl: Īe, īe, īe, shomei shimasen! (No, no, no, I won't sign it!)
Dude: Look, just sign this stupid petition! I got stuff to do!
She paused their confused, not knowing what to do.
The dude wasn't patient.
Dude: Sign my petition! DAMN IT!
Girl: Donaranaide Watashinokao ni! (Don't yell at my face!)
Dude: Oh, I get it. You probably think I'm not a nice person.
My bad.
Sign this petition, or I'll follow you home and kill your dog.
The girl puts her hands over her head.
Girl: Naze watashi wa mada koko ni ite, kowai hito ga shomei shiro to itte iru yoko ni tatte iru nodarou. le de gitā demo hiite ireba yokatta.
(Why am I still here, standing next to some scary person telling me to sign? I wish I could play the guitar at home.)
Dude: What?
The dude tapped her on the head, giving her a small jump.
Dude: Are you gonna sign this, or will it be your surviving family members?
Girl: Denwa suru toki wa shomei shimasen...
(I won't sign when i call...)
Dude: Shut up Moron.
The girl starts to sweat, thinking of fear in her head.
The dude sees a bunch of police next to the street.
Dude: You gotta be f###### kidding.
The girl now lost her mind.
Girl: sore o yaru! (I'll do it!)
Dude: Sweet!
She started to sign very anxiously, and the postal dude smiled.
Dude: That's the one.
Wait, no botch that one
He rips the paper off to reveal a new sheet.
She signs more anxiously.
The police were nearby.
Dude: Cmon, hurry up.
She signs faster.
Dude: And done!
Let's see.
He turns his petition over to see a weird drawing of the girl.
Dude: Close enough.
Thank-
She fell on the floor, hitting his feet.
Dude: Ow. F###
She was passed out from all the anxiety & fears.
Some other people started to run over to her.
The police noticed him.
Dude: How convenient, I better get out of here.
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Postal Dude went back to his old junky car.
His dog champ was behind a bush.
He goes inside his house, he changes from his trench coat into his pajama coat.
He turns on the news from his TV, skipping through some channels, 666 news, C.R. Apertures, CBA news, & now he's reached CNN news.
It talks about some random public indecency from a local Italian re###d.
Freeman, Doomguy, & Duke Nukem manage to steal an alien egg.
Lastly, about him, it described that the girl he talked to was highly traumatized.
The reason, signing his petition, some people with common sense said it was highly exaggerated, unless threatened, which he had no weapons.
But the ones who didn't have commen sense said it was cruel.
The government and other multiverses had created a ban of postal dude's petition signing.
Dude: What? F##k this whole universe!
He then grabs his petition, looking back at the names who signed it.
He then had a brilliant idea.
Dude: I will regret nothing.
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Freeman wanted to be a normal man.
He is living in a small house with his sort of adoptive son, Bryan vaseman.
Gordon was in his 20s, Bryan was 15 years old.
The alarm would always wake Freeman nice and ready.
The other alarm would get ready to be crushed for the 3rd time when Bryan had a nice slumber.
Freeman puts on his HEV suit, Bryan puts on his purple attire.
What made Bryan unique is that he has black eyes with white pupils and purple hair.
Freeman was ready to leave, he checks if Bryan was also ready.
Freeman: Bryan.
Bryan couldn't speak as he was actually mute.
He had to make responses either with his feelings or with his hands.
He can hear very well. He doesn't know much of sign language.
Freeman enters his room to see him sitting down on his chair and staring at the window.
Knowing he has never been in public before, it was new to him, and new things can scare him.
Freeman: Bryan, you can't stay in here all day.
You know I have to be somewhere.
Bryan doesn't respond.
His Xenophobic experiences had gotten the better of him since he hit postal dude in the head with a shovel.
Freeman pulls the chair from a nearby desk, and he pulls it close to Bryan.
He sits down on it.
Freeman: You don't need to worry about them. I'll be right here close to you.
Bryan looks up at him, he pulls out his pinky.
Freeman knows what he meant. He says, "Do you promise.
He pulls out his pinky and shakes his pinky.
Freeman: I promise.
Bryan now gets off his chair.
He then waits next to the exit.
As Freeman got off the chair, his phone rang.
It was from postal dude, he answered it.
Freeman: What is it?
Dude: Get the rest of the gang.
Freeman: What for?
Dude: I have a plan.
Freeman: Since when did you have a plan?
Dude: Right now!
Freeman: Then what is it?
Dude: I'll tell you when we get the group, you won't be disappointed.
Dude hangs up the phone, Freeman had to change his plans for the evening.
Freeman then wents to his room to grab his crowbar and a pistol.
Freeman: Come along, Bryan.
Freeman opens the door, Bryan leaves the house, and Freeman does the same thing.
He then locks the door.
YOU ARE READING
The Freeman: Petition Day
FanfictionAfter traumatizing a random animal girl for signing his petition, most universes have banned him from repeating the same act. Postal dude then had an amazing idea for his ultimate petition. To create a multiversal holiday. That way, he can make as m...
