Phineas and Ferb in Gravity Falls Crossover Special

Chapter 22

* Mabel's POV *

" Let's see here. Hmm, ahh, there you go! What does this mean Isabella, it looks like a portal. " Mabel dramatized. " I can help! " Dipper said as he grabbed the book. " Dipper give it back! " Isabella said as she pulled the book. " The book's mine! " Dipper yelled and dashed towards the door.

" Now! " Phineas yelled as Ferb placed a net over Dipper.

* Dipper's POV ( or is it?? ) *

Dang it! Mabel my queen caught me. Will she ask me to marry me? Weird me, I'm Dipper! I'm her brother.

" Where is Dipper? " Candace said as she hitted me with a wooden chair. " Hey, stop it! I'm still marrying you Mabel! " I shouted to Mabel. Uh oh. Did I said that out loud?!?!?!

" Gideon? You ugly barbie doll, what did you do to Dipper? " Mabel yelled at me. " It's none of your business! " Gideon yelled back. Isabella and Candace had to hold baby doll off of me because she wants to kiss me, I think.

" Dipper's fine, I asked Bill for assistance. " Gideon confessed when Mabel and the othr guys started hitting him.

" What are you?! " A green headed rectangle yelled and slapped me. Weirdo, he really should surgery his head like a real human.

* Candace's POV *

Bill? As in, Mark? He lied to me? Oh my, pathetic liar!

As for Lil Gideon, we stashed him in the attic and we threw the keys into the toilet. After a few days, I was able and to ask Bill about Gideon.

" Mark, where is Dipper? " Candace confronted Mark in the back of the shack. " Dipper? He kinda, escaped, how can I say this? Yep, in a stranger's body. " Mark said casually.

" What kind of body, Bill? " Candace whisper-yelled feelingt that she wanted to slap Bill for real.

" In a- " " Candace! Come here first. " Phineas said interrupting Bill. " Bill, what'ya doin? " Isabella said in her perky voice and stood next to Phineas.

" We were, talking? " Bill said and gave a fake smile. Bill's blonde hair ruffled when a strong wind came by.

" Mabel was such a mess! She said she barely slept and didn't brush her teeth last night. " Phineas said worrily.

" Me and Phineas wanna level up that friendship zone like that. " Isabella said as she blushed and fiddled with her fingers.

" How cute! " Candace said. " Just make sure you build something here so I can text mom. " Bill looked at Candace with a really weirder smile.

" So, you build stuff? " Bill asked. Bill doesn't know yet? These kids look like they're inventors. " They build stuff everyday. " Candace said and arranged her hair to the side.

" Why don't you make them build in front of her? " Bill said sheepishly. That's it! If Phineas and Ferb built something on the backyard, then maybe she might have seen it! " Phineas, did you clean your building before we went to Gravity Falls? " Candace asked with an evil smirk.

- During the boys were eating pie before going to gravity falls -

" Ahh, Perry the Platapus, your just in time for my latest scheme! " Dr. Doofenshmirtz said with a grin as he grabbed a remote from the table and pressed the red button. Suddenly, his prototype turned on and lasered out of the window. " Hmm, just wasted my ONLY trap left for the week and my one shot of my Disintegrateinator. Perry the Platatpus, just destroy the Disintegrateinator. " Dr. Doofenshmirtz said and changed into his pjs.

Perry clicked the self destruct button and jumped out of the window. " Agent P! " Girls said. ( if you dont understand is part, its like 'ay-gent peee!' ) LAWL.

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LAWL. I like Perry now. If your an SPG, go to google and search Ferb's Girlfriend and look for Phineas and Isabella in the backyard. XD

If your a undirty reader, you are unsuitable for this book.

Ps. Im adding a few bad words.