Chapter 6: Oliver gets brutally murdered

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In the common room we continued the conversation.

"I think Percy Jackson's the best!" I said and Sienna agreed.

"No Dune is!" Claimed Oliver brandishing the thick book like a weapon.

Me and Sienna whipped out every copy of PJO ever released so in total we had 2 of every book.

Oliver paled considerably and ran to his dorm.

The little twit knew we couldn't come in due to the spell.

"You little wimp get out here and face us like a real male!" Sienna yelled.

"I'm quite happy being a girl!" Was the response. Surprisingly he has actually said this

"Then get out of the boys dorm!" I shouted.

"No, sorry, no can do!" He yelled.

So we sat outside the dorm for a few minutes.

He didn't come out.

"I can help you if you want?" A wistful voice said behind us.

We swivelled around to see a girl around our age with this pair of weird pink and blue glasses and white-blonde hair.

She looked like she was in another world as she asked us the question.

"Can you Luna?" Sienna asked.

"Anything for my favourite Ravenclaw!"

Sienna smirked and Luna said a complicated spell that let us in. (Aveda Kedavra is apparently what can be used)

"Thank you!" I called over my shoulder at the smiling girl.

"HAHAHHAAAA COME MEET YOUR FATE OLIVER!" Sienna screamed racing up the stairs.

Oliver came into view and he paled so much he might as well had been one of the ghosts.

"Oh shit!" He yelled before running as fast as he could.

We chased him through the corridor and trapped him.

He was red and sweaty from running because most readers aren't runners.

I held him while Sienna grabbed a blue plastic-metal hairbrush.

"I would use Dune but I don't want to waste it on you," She murmured is his ear making all colour drain from his face.

And she attacked him.

NO BOOKS WERE HARMED!

Her fist met his face with a sickening CRACK! and his head snapped backwards making him cry out in pain.

She then swept his legs out from under him resulting in him hitting the floor with a thud.

She then proceeded to spank him with the hair brush until every part of him that was visible was covered in angry red marks and bruises.

"And that my friend is how you beat the crap outta Oliver!" She announced making me laugh.

"That's the most beautiful scene I have seen in years!" I cried wiping tears of mirth from my eyes.

Oliver was on the ground crying.

I helped him up.

"Now go see the nurse what was her name? Ah Madam Pomfrey!" I instructed pushing him out the door.

Ik Sophie was a bit OOC in this chapter but I wanted to make a comical one and make Sophie have fun and enjoy herself

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