so you ever wake up and your on the ceiling but then peppa pig comes in your room and forces you to eat sprite lasanga because last week you ate mcdonalds and then little ceasers tweets on twitter "the five dollar bimmy is back!" because the word pizza was abruptly changed to "bimmy" and then you get carried to bed by a walmart bag and then you drink rain water and start to taste colors and hear feelings and then you wake up at 3AM just to throw hands at the air and then go back to bed and then in your dream your best friends with a duck that holds a butter knife and its favorite song is baby by justin beiber but you hate justin beiber so you stop being friends with that duck that like justin beiber so then you find a new friend with a toilet and then you find 52 chinchillas in your closet but then you run away to go outside but when you go outside a pop up appears above your head that says "outside is unavalible, please call pizza hut or 911 to fix your chinchilla problem." so you then go back in your house and call 911 but 911 says they are busy so you call jake from statefarm and hes busy helping someone get insurance and then you decide to call pizza hut because noone out pizzas the hut and then they agree to save you, a car then drives in your drive way and then a group of people in suits and sun glasses kidnap you and then take you to the pizza hut basement and then you become a pizza hut fbi secret agent.
just a quick reminder, im not insane. i just didnt know what to do while writing this.
