Blitz: WTF WAS THAT MOX?!
Moxxie: I'm sorry sir, she moved at the last second.
Millie: Oh, it's okay hun. I took care of it. Everything's fine!
Blitz: That's the second time this week you've almost fucked me!
Moxxie: When was the first??
Blitz: Oh, wait, that might've been a dream.
Moxxie: Sir, you disturb me on so many levels.
Blitz: LOL
Millie: Welp! The job is done! Wanna meet back up and go home?
Moxxie: Yeah...ig.
Millie: What's wrong darlin??
Moxxie: Idk. I just...I didn't even get to kill anyone on this job 😔
Millie: Oh, you'll get em next time hun!
Blitz: Idk if I can meet up with you guys just yet. I'm in deep deep cover right now.
Moxxie: Sir, the job is over, you don't have to be under cover anymore.
Blitz: Yeah no, idk Mox. Some of these kids look suspicious as fuck.
Millie: Blitz? Hun?
Blitz: Yeah Mill?
Millie: Are you standing in line to ride one of the ponies?
Blitz: Where tf are you and how can you see me?!!
Moxxie: Sir, we have to leave. I think the people working at this Faire are getting suspicious.
Blitz: But there are only four more people in front of me Mox! If they get too close just fucking shoot them. You said you wanted to kill someone on this job!
Millie: Blitz, hun, we promised Stolas we'd be more careful here on Earth. Now it's time to go.
Blitz: Fine. But you guys owe me a fucking pony ride!
Moxxie: I think I might prefer getting captured by the human government again.
Blitz: Fuck you Moxxie!
Millie: Okay boys! Let's go!
<<<Few Hours Later>>>
Blitz: Sooooooo
Blitz: What are you guys up to???
Moxxie: Um. Watching tv...???
Blitz: Wanna hang out?
Moxxie: Sir, we saw you like, four hours ago.
Blitz: Wanna hang out?
Millie: We'd love to Blitz, but we're both pretty tired from today.
Millie: Why don't you message Stolas? I'm sure he'd love to see ya!
Blitz: It's not the full moon tonight.
Millie: I'm sure he'd love to see you anyway.
Blitz: Yeah, gonna pass on that one. Not really in the mood to dick him down tonight.
Moxxie: You don't have to 'dick him down' sir. You could just hang out with him?
Blitz: Hang out with him?
Blitz: Is that a new fetish or something?
Moxxie: What?? No! It's quality time with your....partner.
Blitz: Stolas is not my partner. Unless you count that one time that we dressed up as sexy cowboys.
Millie: Why would you dress up as sexy cowboys??
Blitz: After the whole Striker thing at the festival, we decided to try it out.
Millie: How was it?
Blitz: Honestly? Pretty great!
Millie: Really?? We'll have to give it a try!
Moxxie: I hate everything about this fucking conversation.
Blitz: Okay, okay. I get it. I'll leave you two to your own...'quality time, PG13, Hallmark bullshit'
Millie: Have a good night Blitz! We'll see ya tomorrow!
Moxxie: Night sir!
Blitz: Yeah yeah. Goodnight.
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A/N
Hope you liked the first part. Second part is coming like, right after this but it probably won't be as long because this bitch is tired af 😘
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FanfictionI had to do it lol. I made a Hazbin one so I had to make a Helluva Boss one. I would like to say that the texting in the show has a lot of misspellings, which I won't be doing in this, but they will use text slang and emojis. (I do not own any of th...
