Unfair

Who let the baby blues out😨

(Sorry if theres typos😋i wrote this on my school laptop💀)

Ok, you liked vocaloid, but not THIS MUCH. How does one even manage to accidently go on a date with a robot?... lemme remember how this all happened.

So I went to a vocaloid concert this summer because what else was i gonna do, be a camp counselor? Fuck that. And during the concert someone stole my phone and threw it on the stage because people ARE STUPID, so when everything was being cleaned up i asked a security guard about how i could get my phone back, he let me on the stage and it wasn't there, the guard took me back stage and i saw kaito there...with my phone..

"uh hey did you mean to throw this at our drummer?" kaito said with a worried smile. "It got stolen during the concert by some idiot who threw it at you guys." you explained to the blue haired man. "well thats good to hear, im not sure i quite understand why people throw stuff at the stage during concerts, like, you paid good money to see this person just to throw a fuckin- uh, stupid mini fridge at them.." kaito sighed thinking about his past concerts. You giggled a bit at his words. who tf let this guy get past security with a whole mini fridge up his pussy...?

You took the phone back from the blue haired man and frowned at the sight of the shattered screen, Kaito noticed and handed you...700 DOLLARS?? "im sorry i hope this covers it.." Kaito frowned, YEA IT CAN ALSO PROLLY COVER A FUCKIN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT AS WELL. "its ok i don't need the money!...do you know how much a screen repair costs Kaito..?" you declined waving your hands Infront of you. Kaito then handed you another 200$ "sorry this is all the spare change I have...l hope it's enough. If not i can refund your ticket from the show..." Kaito looked down biting his lip. bro, how is this man calling the 900$ shoved up his ass "spare change"?

"Dude, a screen repair costs like 100$ at most, its ok I got it" you giggled pushing Kaito's money away. Kaito sighed in relief, but still had a dissatisfied look on his face. "Well...can I make it up to you by taking you out to dinner after the tour? Somewhere expensive, ok?"Kaito suggested. Before you could answer you heard one of the other Vocaloids calling his name. Kaito grabbed a marker, took your wrist and messily wrote his number on it before running off.

Wtf does this say...+81-028-w2#@;)

No way this man had time to draw a winky
face but not a coherent list of numbers...?

Fast forward to now, ok maybe it wasn't a date butttttttt isn't it fun to be a little delusional thinking at least one person is into you? Even if it's a blue robot.

You uber-ed your way back to your apartment and let yourself fall face first onto your small bed... that was also the kitchen...that was also the living room...and a bathroom. Holy shit I'm broke as fuck...there's no way I can afford a 100$ screen repair. Well, there was nothing better to do than to search up when Kaito's tour ended on your laptop so you could beg for his money...soo...February 13th ...and today is...JULY 16TH!?

No way I'm gonna last another week without this man's money.

It was finally February 13th, you managed to scrape up some money from the 3 jobs you
had picked up to pay for a decent outfit even though you already had 10 closets worth of clothes, it was an excuse to go shopping, ok? But you realized you and kaito didnt agree on a place to go due to his shit handwriting...

So then the dates off...there was no way for you to contact him, you didn't even know if he was even gonna be in the area after his tore...fuck it l'm just gonna take myself on a date then, i might as well, valentines day would be tomorrow, I'm the only person i can't be broken up with!

You walked your lonely broke ass to the only nice cafe in the city, the only thing you could afford was a kids hot chocolate, better than nothing i guess.