"So. You want to know why I want that DPM right?" Guest B asked.
"Y-yea...." the villager said. "Could you pay me some emer-"
"I AIN'T PAYING YOU SHIT, PAL." Guest B stormed. "Now listen why I want that purple DPM, and you are not to interrupt, ok?"
"S-sure." the villager said.
"Ok. Thank you."
The Villager went to sit down, and began to listen.
"So. I was what those called a 'guest mii' in Wii Sports. That was the only thing I got going for me. Sucks, I know.
But then, on September 23, 2021, I heard about those goggles he was wearing. When I found out about those goggles, some weird power came over me. That power made me resign from Nintendo, and go search for these goggles.
These goggles have to power to turn literal thoughts into reality. Like, if you wanted to summon literally anything, there is a button on the right side of the headset, which will clone anything, and make it come to life, and you decide if it's nice or evil. So, I decided to go look for them, like I told you. I joined this minecraft seed, which is 54141, which is said to house the goggles, and I was right."
Guest B took a breath, and then continued his story.
"I searched far and wide for these goggles, and they were nowhere to be seen. So, I ordered my daughter for her to find it, and she never did. I was so disappointed in her, so I kept her in the house we built, and went to find it. I never did. Me and her stayed in that world for 10 months, until I finally reached the end, and found that stru-"
Guest B coughed, interrupting his story.
"Say, could you get me a thing of water...?" he asked, and then coughed again.
"Sure." said the villager.
The villager went to the river and crafted a bucket, filled it with water, and Guest B gulped it down in 14 seconds.
"Do you feel better?" the villager asked.
"Yeah, I feel fine," Guest B said. "Now, let us continue shall we?"
The Villager nodded.
"So, when I went to the end, it took me over 3-4 hours to find the structure. When I did, someone had covered it up, and I still don't know why so, but when I did find it, I mined down, and saw that the place had been raided, due to all the chests being empty. I eventually went to the goggle compartment, but instead of a pair of goggles, I saw a creeper, literally rotting away in this awful stench of gunpowder.
That was when I realized, someone had gotten to the goggles, and I wanted to figure out who it was. I ordered my daughter to find out, but she had no idea who took it. So, I punished her for not knowing, and went to search for myself. I left this Minecraft world, into a place known as, 'the white void.'
I stayed there for some time, trying to figure out who this wretched creature was who stole my goggles, but wasn't successful at all. I felt like a failure. I didn't know what to do. So, me and my daughter still reside in that cabin we used to start this world, and my daughter would screw up literally all the time, and I was sick of it. Nonetheless, I had to keep her due to legal reasoning.
It wasn't till two yesterdays ago, where I was looking for some trees to chop down. I all of a sudden saw that a person wearing a thing, I couldn't quite make it out, but then I saw what it was.
It was those very goggles I seek. I wanted to approach, but then again, I couldn't just snatch them just out of free will, as that would put me in jail, no? So, I later hid, and brought my troubled daughter with me. We spied on him ever since that day, today, since I know that he has them, I must take them away, and today, when I heard the explosion, I hid behind a bush, missing my chance to become the most powerful person in this universe.
I waited until he left, and now here we are, telling you why, I want those goggles. I need my daughter, and another servant, as doing this job with just one servant is too hard on it's own, so, I am promoting you, as my servant.
You will help me try and capture that DPM, along with my daughter. I will pay you 100 emeralds if you accept my inquiry."
Guest B gave the villager 50 emeralds.
"50 for now, 50 for the capture. Also, do you happen to have any milk on you?"
The villager nodded. "Normally I would charge you, but since you were so kind to give me over 50 emeralds, it's free. Plus, after all, you are my boss!"
Guest B smiled as the villager handed him the milk.
"Thanks." Guest B thanked. "Say, I never caught your name."
"My name is Dr. Emerald." the villager said.
Guest B spat out his milk.
"WAIT. THE DOCTOR EMERALD?!" he shouted.
"Yes." Dr. Emerald said in response.
"Wha, you're like, one of the GREATEST minds of any villager. With you, me, and my troubled daughter, there's no way we can't get those goggles."
Dr. Emerald stopped Guest B for a minute.
"We have just one small problem." Dr. Emerald said.
"What do you mean?" Guest B asked.
"There is physically no way any human being could take those goggles off, so, I came up with a solution."
"What?"
"This bad boy!"
"That just looks like Mountain Dew."
"Why yes! I read in the books of the goggles and it said that it's one weakness is mountain dew!"
"Excellent. When shall our plan commence."
"Let us plan for 6 months, which is the ideal time for planning. We can't just barge in there and take his goggles."
"True."
"I also read that the power of four DPMs can stop the acid, but there is only three of them, so this will be a piece of cake, right?!"
"YEAH! How about you, Suni? Don't you think that this will be a piece of cake?"
The bush had no response.
"Suni?" Guest B asked.
Guest B looked in the bush him and her were hiding in, and she wasn't there.
"Well, looks like she's not there." Guest B said. "We need to find her before she tells anyone our plan." Guest B said.
"Let her be." Dr. Emerald reassured him. "She's a girl. There is no way she can tell anyone her plan."
"Ok. Let's go to your house and start cooking up a plan." Guest B said.
"Ok then."
Guest B and Dr. Emerald went back to Dr. Emeralds house, north of the flag DaPizzaMan15 put in to establish his land, and Guest B said something under his breath. He said the following words:
"On March 18, 2023, we will be making a few changes to this universe of yours, DaPizzaMan15."
