This is a cute little story about me and my best friend and all of the crushes we have ever had it's based off of real people not real things that have happened
I get woken up to about 30 texts from my best friend and like 12 missed calls I don't know what this bitch wants but I ain't having it this early in the morning I pick my phone up to mute it but I check the time and realize it's actually 1pm I groan and lean up rubbing my face I finally decide to see what that fag was blowing up my phone for
Fugly bitch 😫
Fugly bitch 😫 GOOD MORNINGGG HELLOO??? Hi ☹️ Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch I know your fat ass ain't still asleep rn If you don't text me back in an hour I'm gonna just guess you have been kidnapped and you are probs dead Fatty WAKE UP FAG Hoe wake tf up istg HURRY TF UP WAKE UPPPP Hoe Whore Slut I miss Liam ☹ Hi WAKE UP BITCH
Ineesa I was asleep ☹️ Why didn't you try and wake me up Or check on me I could have been dead 💔 Actually fuck u bitch I could never die No but fr I didn't mean to sleep so long sorry bae 🥰 And stop saying you miss Liam !!! You don't even talk to him Maybe tomorrow at school YOU CAN ACTUALLY TALK TO HIM???
Fugly bitch 😫 Hoe go back to sleep Why are you so mean ☹️ I don't even wanna talk to you anymore Btw I'll be at your house to pick you up in like 20 minutes so your fat ass better be ready
Ineesa No Go home I'm not going with you You always try and kidnap me just let me sleep fag 😣
Fugly bitch 😫 Girl you do NOT need to sleep more and you have no choice be ready or I'm gonna steal your dads car run a person over make it seem like I was never in the car get your dad locked up and then you will be a fag AND fatherless read
Fugly bitch 😫 Fuck u too bitch
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I can't deal with her I love her but I swear I'm gonna murder her one day I crawl out of bed and walk over to my closet I pick out a pair of shorts and a hoodie because I'm a basic ass bitch and go to my bathroom to change and do my makeup
When I'm like halfway through my makeup Maddy bursts through the door "HEYYYYY" she says running over and pushing me out from in front of the mirror
"BITCH MOVE???" I say pushing her back out of the way "I told you to be ready we don't have time for you to do your makeup get your fat ass out of this house rn and into my car" she says grabbing my arm and pulling me out the door
"OH MY GODDDDD" I luckily grab my bag on my way getting dragged out of my house I see maddys cute little car sitting in my driveway it's not really her car that bitch is way too broke to have a car
As I open the door and get in maddy is already plopping herself in the driver seat "girl I know you have driven us before but I still don't trust you driving you drive like a retard you are gonna actually run someone over one day" I say while I throw my bag in her messy back seat and buckle my seatbelt because I would be stupid not to buckle while that bitch is driving
"Hoe shut the fuck up im an amazing driver maybe if you got your license I wouldn't have to drive your lazy ass everywhere !!!" She says pulling off way faster than she should have
"Yeah okayyyyy" I say rolling my eyes and looking out the window
"Wait bitch where are we even going you didn't even tell me" I say while looking down at my phone probably scrolling on Twitter or tiktok or some shit
"The mall I wanna buy shit" she says LUCKILY still focusing on the road "hoe you know I'm broke you should buy all my stuff and I'll never pay you back! Sound good? OKAY" I say slightly laughing
"Hell no bitch I'm broke too we will find something I don't fucking know she says while taking a sharp left turn
After about 15 minutes of maddys reckless driving we are finally pulling into the mall
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ITS SO SHORT BECAUSE THIS IS ASS AND IDK WHAT TO WRITE IT SOUNDS RETARTED OMG I promise it will get better 🙏🏻
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