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by sheetsbrittany

by sheetsbrittany

THE SAGA OF TERRI-TAMSEY, SUSSAPHONE CHANCE, CIVIL CECE, TODD, FEROCIOUS FINN, EANEN, AND THE IMPENDING DOOM THAT FOLLOWS!

'Twas my first day of band class this year. As I stepped into the room, I knew it would be awful. Our old band teacher was good, but she had broken her foot and couldn't teach ever again. The new teacher was named Mrs. Tamsey, and when I walked into the band room, I saw her screaming at my friend, Civil Cece. We called her that because she was very civil and composed. Mrs. Tamsey, or as she came to be known, Terri-Tamsey, shouted at Civil Cece about how she was playing all the wrong notes! Todd was standing next to her, saying how he kept telling her to start playing right, but she wouldn't.
"What are you doing to Civil? She would never play the wrong notes!" 🤬 I yelled, stomping towards them. Civil trembled and burst into tears.

"whO ARe YoU?" she said, whipping around to face me.

"My name is Ferocious Finn, because I'm grr of everything!" I said in a bold voice. "And I'm better than all of you!"
"Let's hear it then!" Terri-Tamsey growled. I began to play my flute but it came out horribly! All the notes were sticky and wrong. Chance walked in!!!! "WHAT IS THAT GAWD AWFUL SOUND!" He screamed still in his rock climbing attire. He then proceeded to pull out his musty sussaphone. Everyone cringed as he brought the mouthpiece to his mouth. *EOIRIOEUOIRPPE* he speaker "Oopsies! My bad ....uwu!!!!!!"

But then...... someone special walked in...... blonde hair, 9/10 looks (To Cece), and in some snazzy Elvis Presley clothing!
"WASSUP EANEN DUDE!" Chance exclaims chewing on his protein-flavored reed.

"Hey y'all! I'm Eanen!!!!" He said, striking a pose. I was instantly disgusted. This kid was so ugly and weird. But Civil Cece was melting to the floor, her cheeks bright red.
"Dang," she says "that's a cool fit!" she wasn't civil anymore! She was head over heels in love with Eane oooooOOOOOooOoOOOOOOO

"Glad ya think so ma honey darlinggggg!!" Civil looked like she was about to die. Eanen's pet parrot squawked on his shoulder.

"Sup ladies. 😏" He said, winking as he passed Cece and I. I gagged and Civil Cece fell over. If you could call it that, though, since she's so civil she just kind of...sauntered out of the band room.

"WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!?!!!??!???!??!???!? Por favor🙏🥺👉👈 Civil asked desperately, Somehow spawning back in the band room out of the fortnite lobby. I looked over at Terri-Tamsey grring the worst after all of this awesomeness because I'm Ferocious Dinn. I was right because I'm so cool *hair flip*. She was about to explode!!!!! Before Eanen could mutter a word, her head blew off her neck! It launched out of the roof and my eardrums felt like they exploded! The whole school blew up and all the walls came crashing down on us!!!!! The end!!!!!! (Of this story) .....