we don't talk about chicken burger

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(okay this is a cover in a cover and this wasn't really from an ask or dare I just thought it would fit well since most of the shorts wars people are in chicken burger SMP so yeah this is kind of a cover from the song we don't talk about Xornoth which is a cover of we don't talk about Bruno from encanto so this is a cover cover so if you want to listen to that cover or the original song that right below this message)


Danno: we don't talk about chicken burger, no no no, we don't talk about chicken burger. BUT! It was a normal day (Jonny razor: it was a normal day) we were still in the village and there wasn't a a food being in sight

Jonny razor: no burgers here in this world

Danno: chicken burger warps in with a mysterious grin

Jonny razor: we tamed a bird!

Danno: you telling the story or am I?

Jonny razor: sorry buddy please go on

Danno: chicken burger watched us tame

Jonny razor: I didn't see anyone

Danno: a parrot with a wacky name

Jonny razor: Krusty Kirby the second!

Danno: chicken burger teleported me back to my base

Jonny razor: what a cool bird name but anyway

Both: we don't talk about chicken burger no no no we don't talk about chicken burger

Mello: HEY! Grew to live in fear of cb's stuttering and stumbling, I can always sort of hear him muttering and mumbling, I can always hear him something whisper in my ear (oh mello) what an awful thing to play tricks on us, nobody can find him with his mischievous temper, he will never stop until he brings everyone fear. Now you listen here

BamBaeYoe: stolen diamonds and loot in the sky, when you hear his voice just kiss it All goodbye, when he calls your name, he's you he will drive insane (hey~) we don't talk about chicken burger no no no we don't talk about chicken burger

Joe Cain: he told me that I would go insane, I did (oh no)

Royalpear: he told me my farm would start to die and wither

Royalproto: he told me he would see the server burn it's just as he swore

The 3 of them: it started falling when the SMP was born

(I'm going to skip the two people part of this)

Datchia: um chicken burger, yeah about that chicken burger, I really need to know about chicken burger, give me a truth in the full truth chicken burger!

Riggy: OH DANNO YOUR DOORDASH CAME!

                     START THE MUSIC

(Everyone singing at once except datchia)

Datchia: why did I talk about chicken burger (not a word about him) I never should have brought up chicken burger!!!

{The song ends}

(Hey guys thank you for reading this chapter and also before you yell at me saying that this isn't more accurate I couldn't really fit the lore of chicken burger smp in here and I did have a lot of courage to say the full name every time people saying the chorus but I shortened it during BamBaeYoe's part so yeah I hope you enjoyed and please don't yell at me in the comments because this took longer than I expected)

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