BNHA Oneshots

The Cheese Saga of Terrors

I'm not going to say anything about this...

I will let this monstrosity speak for itself.

Pt.1. Cheesy scare

Chiharu was innocently minding her own business in the school cafeteria when suddenly, out of nowhere, she felt a tap on her shoulder. Startled, she turned around to see Aoyama standing there, his eyes gleaming with an unsettling intensity.

"Ah, Chiharu, ma chérie! I simply must tell you about my latest discovery," Aoyama exclaimed, his voice tinged with excitement as he gestured dramatically with his hands.

Chiharu couldn't help but feel a shiver run down her spine as she braced herself for whatever bizarre revelation Aoyama was about to unleash upon her. She had learned from past experience that when it came to Aoyama, nothing was ever quite as it seemed.

"It is the most divine fromage, a true masterpiece of culinary delight!" Aoyama continued, his enthusiasm bordering on fanaticism. "It is creamy, it is tangy, it is... the cheese of my dreams!"

Chiharu blinked in confusion, struggling to comprehend the extent of Aoyama's cheese obsession. She had heard rumors about his peculiar tastes, but she had never expected him to be quite so... passionate about it.

As Aoyama launched into a detailed description of the various types of cheese he had encountered throughout his illustrious cheese-filled life, Chiharu found herself edging away slowly, her eyes darting around the cafeteria in search of an escape route.

But try as she might, Chiharu couldn't seem to shake Aoyama's relentless cheese monologue. It followed her like a shadow, haunting her every waking moment and infiltrating her dreams with visions of endless wheels of cheese.

In the end, Chiharu resigned herself to the fact that there was no escaping Aoyama's cheese obsession. She would just have to learn to live with it, one unsettling conversation about dairy products at a time.

And so, with a heavy heart and a wary eye, Chiharu braced herself for whatever cheesy horrors Aoyama had in store for her next.

Pt.2 Do not want!

As Chiharu was once again minding her own business in the school cafeteria, she suddenly found herself at the mercy of Aoyama's relentless cheese monologue. This time, however, there was an unexpected twist – Todoroki had unwittingly become entangled in the fray.

"Ahhh, Todoroki, mon ami! You simply must try this exquisite cheese I've discovered," Aoyama exclaimed, his voice echoing through the cafeteria with the fervor of a true cheese enthusiast.

Todoroki, who had been quietly enjoying his lunch in peace, looked up with a mix of confusion and apprehension as Aoyama approached him, a gleam of excitement in his eyes.

"I-I'm not really into cheese," Todoroki replied, his voice cautious as he attempted to deflect Aoyama's relentless enthusiasm.

But Aoyama was not so easily deterred. With the fervor of a true cheese evangelist, he launched into a detailed description of the cheese in question, extolling its virtues with a level of enthusiasm that bordered on fanaticism.

Chiharu watched in amusement as Todoroki's expression shifted from confusion to mild discomfort, his attempts to escape Aoyama's cheese-fueled tirade proving futile against the relentless onslaught.

As Aoyama continued to regale Todoroki with tales of the wonders of cheese, Chiharu couldn't help but stifle a laugh at the absurdity of the situation. Who would have thought that a simple lunch in the school cafeteria could turn into a cheese-filled spectacle of epic proportions?