Baby, look what you started

Bonus

"Hey Tim?" Bernard asks one day.

"Yeah love?" Tim replies from across the room.

"Are me and Kon your sugar babies?"

"What?" Tim looks up from whatever it is he's doing.

"Well it's just, neither of us work.. We buy everything with your cards. You pay for my college fees, you bought us this apartment so we'd be closer to the Manor, and you always take one- if not both of us to all your special events", Bernard explains.

"Yeah, that's because you're my boyfriends. Is that not what normal boyfriends do? I mean, Kon takes you to Lexcorp events too. And takes us both to fancy dinners with the allowance Lex gives him".

"So what you're saying is that I'm the ultimate sugar baby then?" Bernard asks with wide eyes.

Tim makes a funny face. "No, you're our boyfriend. Actually, technically Kon and I are *yours*, we're the ones wearing your initial on gold chains. And you paid for those yourself."

Bernard goes pink. "Yeah, with the money you decided to drop into my bank account".

"Tim is definitely our sugar daddy", Kon comments as he walks into the room.

"Ew don't call me that, Konner" Tim whines and frowns. "I can't be your sugar daddy, we're all the same age!"