Zodiac Signs

Signs and Their Bedtime Quirks

Aries- Runs like three miles or to china or even to the moon and then comes home and passes out on the floor because beds are for the WEAK.

Taurus- Gets into pajamas 8 hours before they even go to bed, lays in bed and snacks for 3 hours, watches TV, and then bitches in the morning because they "didn't get enough sleep".

Gemini- texts 300 different people until they all fall asleep and then strips on omegle with a horse mask until 5 am and then takes a nap.

Cancer- Cries in the shower, cries while brushing their teeth, cries in bed, binge eats chocolate and reality TV,,, falls asleep with 53 blankets and 29 pillows.

Leo- Drinks wine, informs EVERYONE on the internet they are going to sleep takes a bunch of selfies and then probably watches 90's movies or The Wizard of OZ until they finally pass out.

Virgo- Cleans kitchen-twice- then worries about that day and tomorrow and the day after,,, passes out at exactly 9:03 with 1 blanket and 2 pillows and MAYBE a few dead bodies under their bed..(maybe)

Libra- Plans their outfit and puts on like 857 different lotions and does yoga and probably calls all 6 of their boyfriends and/or girlfriends

Scorpio- MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION scrolls through 4 hours worth of porn on tumblr AND THEN goes over their plans to shoot up the school and probably sleeps with a stuffed animal

Sagittarius- Not even sleeping they're probably backpacking through Peru with a llama they met along the way or if they are sleeping it's in a tree or behind the fridge?????????

Capricorn- Probably sleeps in super nice and expensive pajamas and has a really strict routine that includes counting their money 921914913 times and reading a book about shrimp or nail clippers

Aquarius- Lays in bed for 3 hours thinking about their life and comes up with the weirdest questions and plans on how to make EVERYONE LOVE THEM then wakes up in the middle of the night to shave their legs and probably goes back to sleep? Maybe?

Pisces- Drinks hot chocolate every night, has really nice lights set up everywhere and brushes their hair 666 times,,, watches a chick flick, sobs silently to self, lastly makes up unrealistic scenarios in their head until they fall asleep. Probably has an animal in bed with them or maybe 34 who knows???