*Almost everyone is drunk cuz the Stolls innocently put sh0ts in orange juice and gave it to everybody*
Zee: Its-a-me, Mario! No its not. *starts singing for no apparent reason* Its a Miles . . . ITS A WILD MILES!
Miles, who just drank a sip of the drink: A what Miles?
Lola, trying to kiss Astryn: Why you no like kiss your girlfriend?
Astryn: Eh? I dunno . . . *steps away and bumps into Ray, who didn't drink at all*
Ray: *stumbles* What's happening?
Lily, who drank the entire drink: Uh, I don't know. But I feel weird in my tummy . . .
Ray: Uh okay . . . Hey Neeks u good?
Nico: Yeah I'm fine- *stumbles and falls into Will's arms*
Will, surprised: What did they put in the drinks?
Ray: Im not sure, but you didn't drink any, did you?
Will: *shakes his head, and carefully places Nico on a chair*
*Will and Ray walk over to the girls*
Will: Hey Calypso! You know where Jason is?
Calypso, who wasn't thirsty: No, but I think Piper does
Will, sighing: Thanks. *spots Piper* Hey Piper! Have you seen Jason?
Piper, who is a little drunk: What? I'm 73 Piper!
Will: Im so dead inside
Nico, grinning stupidly: Did somebody say, dead?
Will: You are never like this, what did they put in there? Dr*gs?
Annabeth, who knew there were shots: Percy! Don't drink tha- he drank it. Why?
Will: Annabeth! Help! Everyone's so-
Annabeth: -so drunk.
Ray: Im gonna kill them.
Annabeth: Same.
Hazel and Frank, who politely declined the drinks, and walked over to the group: What is happening?
Leo, who instantly agreed to drinks: I have no idea, but Im just enjoying the show
Frank: How do we fix them?
Annabeth: There isn't a way to fix them, we have to wait it out. Its the only way
Ray: How long?
Annabeth: Until they pass out of weariness
Will: Well, what we do in the mean time?
Annabeth: Just don't drink any of the "orange juice"
Zee, who decided she is a pizza: Where's my cheese?
Ray: Your what?
Zee: Miles! *spots him talking to Percy, and wobbles over to him*
Percy: -my dad . . . Haiiiiii
Zee: Move over brioche *pushes Percy*
Percy: *falls and gets knocked into a table* Hey! My hand hurts!
Will: Oh my gods. This is terrible
Ray: You think? Wait Lily-
*Lily waddles over to Ray, knocks him over, and starts asking him where the goldfish is*
Ray: The what?
Lily: THE GOLDFISH!
Ray: I don't know . . .
Lily: Ima kiss my books . . .
Ray: Why?
Lily: Because I want my fictional characters to know I love them
Ray: *laughing* Do you love me?
Lily: *also laughing . . . for some reason* Yeahhh!
Zee, waddling over to the commotion, laughing hysterically: THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!
Amber, dancing with Ethan: Watch me, danceee, dance the night away!
Ethan, who is also drunk: What the Hades, Amber
*Amber is trying to push Ethan to a room*
Ethan: What? *smirks* Ohhh you wanna kiss me?
Zee, gasping: THE OTHER PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED *sings Love Story by Taylor Swift*
Miles, who somehow avoided the drunkness: The fudge happened?
Hazel: Why. Why am I here? *starts questioning her existence*
The Stolls: ✌️😩✨️ *dissapears*
Piper, who also somehow avoided drunkness: What happened? Why is everyone- LEO GET OFF JASON! *runs to scold Leo*
Jason, yelling: Hey! Get off me! Did they put dr*gs in that stuff?!
Piper: Eh, I don't know. Ask Annabeth, but Leo! Get down!
Leo, instantly going down: Yes mom. Superman, you are dumb.
Jason: AUGHHHHHHHHH
Annabeth: Hey! Tie them up! Then they'll pass out, out of weariness!
Hazel: That isn't your brightest idea, Annabeth
Annabeth: I know, but what other choice do we have?
Ray: Good point.
Will: Let's get tying!
*1 hour lataghhh*
Leo: HEY LEMME GO!
Calypso: As much as I hate seeing you tied up, its for the best, Leo.
Percy: Heyyyy macerena!
Annabeth: This is going to be one, long night
Will: Very long.
Got that right folks. In case you were wondering, the Stolls are hiding from me specifically, but I'm the creator, so, *holds the Connor and Travis by the collar* yeah not today. Although its some pretty good content for wattpad, not nice dudes.
Connor: We are so screwed
Travis, sighing: Yep
See ya'll never! *yeet* Oh I wasn't talking to you guys, but I suppose it is also farewell to you too. Bai!
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The Demigods: How's Life?
FanfictionJust a bunch of uhm, stuff, with a bunch of OC's, some mine, some of my friend's. Yes she permitted me to use them. Anyways, enjoy the dam book!
