Classmate rivals [] A random object show (not a real object show)

(PILOT) CLASSMATE RIVALS

(THIS WONT AFFECT THE ACTUAL SHOW THIS ONE WAS JUST FOR GIGGLES AND STUFF!)

WARNINGS: some swearing but i'll like censor part of it out, cringness.

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desk: chair once i find you im gonna eat your skin..(not actually but you get what i mean)

chair: IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE

desk: YOU TIED ME TO A CHAIR AND PUT ME INA TREE GET READ FOR ME TO BREAK YOUR LITTLE NOSE!

*as desk was about to like beat the sh!t out of poor chair a random human figure came(shabootyque)*

shabootyque: HEY STOP. no like seriously stop because i gotta like record this

desk: oh well bet

chair: dude, your the host of this show WHY R U ON HIS DAM SIDE?!

shabootyque: cus i can.

chair: you scare me sometimes

shabootyque: my name scared me all the time.

desk & chair: i bet.

*desk is now beating up poor chair and im too lazy to say all of that so timeskip to when they're done fighting and we move on to over characters (glasses)*

glasses: i cant see anything and i look like a helen keller knock off thing.

*the other host arrives with notebook*

Random idiot(host): Play with eachother, notebook you have good vision dont you?

notebook: well yeah but-

Random idiot: so play

notebook: omg slay were 5 now so preppy

glasses: wait what-

random idiot: yeah

glasses: what-

random idiot: 1 word yeah

*shabootyque enters after recording the fight*

Shabootyque: yo watch this recording with me.

Random idiot:bet

Shabootyque: come, after wanna watch a movie?

Random idiot: sure, and notebook and glasses. PLAY.

*after 3 hours (watching the recording and a movie) random idiot is still watching while shabootyque fell alseep on the couch*

Random idiot(ima just call him RI now): great shes alseep *brings her to her room and goes back down to watch the movie*

*TIMESKIP CUS IM BORED NOW ITS COMPUTER AND LAPTOP (expo marker and sink are last)*

(also laptop is 11 and computer is 15)

laptop: wanna watch (idk) with me?

computer: no, not rn

laptop: oh, thats fine!

computer: *coughs* i ate a baby-

laptop: that was random but ok

BEFORE WE CONTINUE..Y DID LAPTOP ONLY SAY OK LIKE GIRL WHAT oh wait i made them say that nvm forget i ever said this ( that was for a sh!t from like a little kid or smth idk)

NOW LETS MOVE ON TO SINK AND EXPO MARKER BC I CAN ( also cus all they did was watch stuff so yeah)

sink: oh hye expo marker!

expo marker(EM): Hey!

sink: hru?

EM: good! wbu?

sink: im doing good too! you wanna go help glasses?

EM: nah, she needs to be blind

sink: ok then- wanna go find the others?

EM: sure, just not glasses i really dont like her.

*RI is recording this to give to shabootyque*

ri: Dang shabootyque would love this

*THE REST OF THE CONTESTANTS WERE SLEEPING BECAUSE IT WOULD BE NIGHT*

OK NOW TIME FOR EXPLANATION!

so in the show the word "rivals" is in it, so you know where this is going. Classroom objects are fighting for a pizza party AND.. NO HOMEWORK FOR 1 MONTH!

and to win they have to have a partner (siblings like laptop, compiter and whiteboard and smartboard arent together!) so since rivals in in the name they are partners with their enemies! and since the host shabootyque doesnt know much about them she has to find out who they hate, so that why RI needs to find out who they hate so they can be paired together

NAMES:

RI=RANDOM IDIOT

EM=EXPO MARKER

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THANK YOU FOR WATCHING PART 1 ANY MISTAKES I MADE YOU CAN POINT OUT, BYEEE BESTIES

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