Season of Crackheads (High School)

Incorrect quotes #1

Shae and Cinders: You read our diaries?

Ruby: At first I did not know they were your diaries. I thought they were very sad handwritten books.

Ruby: Shae is restricted to decaf for the rest of this camp.

Cinders: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

Shae: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

Ruby: Look, Cinders, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and it's Monday.

Cinders: I've connected the two dots.

Shae: You didn't connect shit.

Cinders: I've connected them.

Cinders: It's nice to be wanted, you know?

Ruby: Not by the law!

Cinders: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Ruby: Hi, who's this? Cinders changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

Shae: What's mine?

Ruby: Dwarf.

Shae: THAT'S SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Ruby: Oh, hey Shae.

Shae: FRICK!

Ruby: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Shae: Even better!

Ruby: What the heck did you-

Shae: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

(Shae has chickens and you can't change my mind)

Shae: Cinders... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Cinders: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Shae:

Shae: I wrote sanitize, Cinders.

Ruby: Silence is golden.

Cinders: Duct tape is silver.

Cinders: I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter "A"!

Shae: You thought you just did something there, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Ruby: Oh my god.

Cinders, proudly: I slept.

Ruby: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

Shae: I never tell people off the bat that I'm pan. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "You know I'm pan right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Cinders:

Cinders: I like you.

Shae: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?

Cinders: It's Ruby's turn.

Ruby: Don't die.

Cinders, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.