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Number 1

Yn: What are you doing ?

Jungkook: killing mosquitoes ...

Yn: how many did you kill ?

Jungkook - Total 5 , 2 females and 3 males ...

Yn- how can u tell the gender ?!

Jungkook: 2 near the mirror and 3 near the beer ...

Number 2

*Yn teaching Aera and Jungkook watching phone nearby *

Yn-  Today we are gonna talk about tenses ...

Aera-  *nodded*

Yn- For example :- If I say " I am beautiful" ... What tense is it ?

Jungkook - Obviously....... Past tense

* cackling like a hyena and calling his death*

Yn- * threw her slippers on him *

Jungkook - * the flying slippers smacked his face *

Aera-  * jungshook *

Number 3

* Yn as a teacher and Jungkook as a Playboy student *

Jungkook - I love you teach

Yn- talk with respect Mr. Jeon

Jungkook - with due respect, i beg to say that I love you Mrs. Jeon Yn

Yn- * Yn shocked Jungkook rocked *

Number 4

* Yn as Judge and Jungkook as criminal*

Yn- Order ... Order

Jungkook - 1 kimchi , 2 pizzas  , 3 Hamburgers and .... 1 colddrink

Yn- Shut up * trustfrated *

Jungkook - Anniyo ... Thumbs up ( colddrink name )










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