Adi-kun exploring the world

Worst date ever!

The date has finally come, and I didn't wanted to go.. I felt bad for lying to such a beautiful waifu, and I knew that after this she'll never talk to me ever again. I did my monthly shower, put on my only shirt, my only pants and my older brothers, Andris-kuns, shoes. I looked in the mirror and saw how ugly I was towards the picture I uploaded:
-It'll be the first and last chance for me to talk to a beautiful waifu like her. Heh, guess I deserve it:). I thought and deleted my search history and locked the door. The date was at an asian restaurant, called Narutos Fast Food. I was the first to arrive(hehe obviously cause I'm the man here) and chose a perfect spot to sit down.
I was waiting for half an our now when I saw a similar platinum hair and at that moment I knew who it was: my waifu!!>-< As she came closer to me she started to look very similar, I mean too similar and that's when the realization hit: IT WAS MY TEACHER INFO PAPI!
I looked at him or her in horror as he sat down next to me, TOO CLOSE. I got up as fast as I could and I said:
-I-Info papi? What are you doing here, where is waifu-chan, hee?
-Heh? What are you talking about you silly litle baka, it's me waifu-chan:33!
-But you look nothing like the picture, DATTEBAYO!
-Well you don't look neither like the muscular man on your pfp. said the teacher and walked out the restaurant furiously.
-Eh, I like my lonely alpha life better, who needs women(or men who dress as women) anyways! I'm Adi-kun, the biggest sigma male everr!!