the guy who didn't like musicals chatfic

hot bitches of ccrp

(upgradedsleazeball added Charlottesweetly, fuckmusicals, catsarekewl, Billwoodward, iamkenergy, and Sylviatopp)

Upgradedsleazeball: before you guys start panicking about what this is, it's a group chat! But you all should know that:)

Billwoodward: Can I add Alice?

Upgradedsleazeball: no. It's like a ccrp only thing that's why I called it The hot bitches of ccrp.

Fuckmusicals: can I add Emma?

Upgradedsleazeball: No Paul fuck off, also how the fuck did you get Emma's account isn't it like private?

Fuckmusicals: I don't know maybe she loves me back.

Charlottesweetly: May I please add Sam, Ted?

(Upgradedsleazeball went offline)

Charlottesweetly: he could have just said no!

Catsarekewl: I say we add everybody he told us we can't.

Charlottesweetly: I don't think so. Ted made this so we could possibly get closer to each other! Who knows, maybe something good can come out of this but I think we should change the name! To something like ‘ccrp group chat’

Fuckmusicals: or instead of group chat it could just be GC. Like ‘ccrp gc’

(Upgradedsleazeball is online)

Upgradedsleazeball: yeah, Charlotte you can add Sam.

Billwoodward: so she can have her husband in this but I can't have my daughter?!

Upgradedsleazeball: do you really think Sam's ever going to type in this? No! No offense Charlotte. Sam doesn't give a fuck about anything that has to do with Charlotte therefore he'll barely ever message he'll probably say hi once.

Charlottesweetly: TED! Don't be so cruel none of that is true.

(Charlottesweetly added imacop)

Imacop: hi.

Charlottesweetly: Hiya honey 💕

Upgradedsleazeball: it's been 10 minutes Charlotte time to say that I was right.

Sylviatopp: don't do that it'll give him too much power.

Upgradedsleazeball: TOP FLOOR SYLVIA.

Catsarekewl: I say if Sam is allowed in this even though he won't message Alice should be allowed in this because she doesn't care about anything to do with her dad.

Billwoodward: that is unfortunately true, but maybe she'll think I'm cool because of my friends! 🤩

Catsarekewl: I wouldn't bet on it, most of us are in therapy and the rest of us are just well Ted. Also there's nothing cool about most of us I mean Sylvia's is kind of cool but Paul's just a guy who hates musicals, Ted's a creep, I have no personality other than the fact I like cats, Charlotte has a failing marriage and multiple problems she keeps forgetting to figure out what they are, Mr. Davidson wants to be choked out by his wife whilst being jerked off. So yeah wouldn't bet on it😕 also Charlotte I am so sorry, I just have to tell the truth so Bill won't be let down.

Charlottesweetly: My marriage isn't failing! But other than that you are kind of right about everybody I mean I didn't know that about Mr Davidson...but okay! As my mother always said whatever floats your boat💞

Iamkenergy: I just want Carroll's hands 😍

Upgradedsleazeball: so real Mr Davidson so real.

(Billwoodward added Girlinred)

Billwoodward: everybody meet my daughter Alice, I mean Paul already knows her and so does Sylvia but other than that everybody else meet her.

Charlottesweetly: Hello Alice 💕

Catsarekewl: I'm so so sorry Alice.

Fuckmusicals: Hi.

Upgradedsleazeball: are you hot?

Fuckmusicals: she's freshly 17 and also lesbian so that might just get you a case.

Upgradedsleazeball: I take back what I said I meant: Hi Alice.

Sylviatopp: hello Alice dear

Iamkenergy: Hello Alice.

Girlinred: Dad I keep telling you I don't want to be added into GCS with your friends, I don't want to be here okay?

(Girlinred left)

Charlottesweetly: she seems lovely Bill.

Billwoodward: Thanks Charlotte.