Addison Bing had been living in the city for a long time. She, her friends, and brother usually hung out at a small coffee house. But when a run away bride runs in their lives change forever. At the same time somebody in the group develops a crush o...
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"Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal." Monica scoffed.
"Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?" Ross turned to his fellow guys.
"Come on! You guys can pee standing up." Rachel argued.
"Exactly! Sitting down is harder then it looks." Addison folded her arms.
"We can? All right, I'm tryin' that." Chandler stated.
"Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are." Joey gestured. "How you get any work done is beyond me." Joey widened his eyes.
"What I think is unfair is that Addison can look down and see her breasts anytime she wants." Rachel commented.
"Thank you?" Addison furrowed her brow.
"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care." Phoebe huffed.
There was then a long pause, as the girls had got them there.
"Multiple orgasms!" Ross shouted, finally coming up with something.
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"So, Saturday night, the big night. Date night, Saturday night. Sa-tur-day night." Chandler spread his arms every which way and then sat down.
"Any plans, Chan?" Addison smirked.
"Not a one." Chandler sighed.
"Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?" Ross suggested.
"That's a good one." Addison nodded, Addie never liked Janice, when it came to her laugh, and her overall vibes.
"Oh, right, right, shut up." Chandler pointed at them both.
"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it." Monica empowered him.
"Monica's right. I mean, it's hard to break up with people. For me, not so much. But I agree, you just gotta do it. Get it out." Addison urged.
"No, I know. But it's just so difficult, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her. She has no idea what's happening. And then finally get up the courage to do it and there's that horrible awkward moment where you've handed her the note.." Chandler trailed off with a sigh.
"Why do you have to break up with her. Be a man stop calling." Joey shrugged.
